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In Malawi. According to the Justice Minister at least.

 

Justice Minister George Chaponda says the new bill would criminalise flatulence to promote "public decency".

 

"Just go to the toilet when you feel like farting," he told local radio.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852

 

Edit - typo

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In Malawai. According to the Justice Minister at least.

I was surprised that it wasn't Singapore...

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In Malawai. According to the Justice Minister at least.

 

Justice Minister George Chaponda says the new bill would criminalise flatulence to promote "public decency".

 

"Just go to the toilet when you feel like farting," he told local radio.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852

 

Fantastic. I think I might go there on holiday specifically to fart in the street as its such a ridiculous rule it deserves to be broken.

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Another backwards, stupid, ridiculous, and inhuman law from Malawi.

 

 

Agreed, absolutely daft.

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Another backwards, stupid, ridiculous, and inhuman law from Malawi.

 

 

Agreed, absolutely daft.

"Any person who vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the public to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighbourhood or passing along a public way shall be guilty of a misdemeanour."

 

They should check their mouth, coz its saying the same noise and must be a prob when they go 2 loo wondering which end 2 use first.

I agree... daft - better out than in my dad said

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They should check their mouth, coz its saying the same noise and must be a prob when they go 2 loo wondering which end 2 use first.

I agree... daft - better out than in my dad said

 

Have you been drinking meths again?

How can I when you drink them like a tit

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They should check their mouth, coz its saying the same noise and must be a prob when they go 2 loo wondering which end 2 use first.

I agree... daft - better out than in my dad said

 

Have you been drinking meths again?

How can I when you drink them like a tit

 

Actually, you are not a meths drinker, you are just a retard aren't you?

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They should check their mouth, coz its saying the same noise and must be a prob when they go 2 loo wondering which end 2 use first.

I agree... daft - better out than in my dad said

 

Have you been drinking meths again?

How can I when you drink them like a tit

 

Actually, you are not a meths drinker, you are just a retard aren't you?

 

Takes one 2 know one formaldehyde man

hahah this is great from a crinkly ... lol

Still can't believe u replied back which means ur hooked and so ownage is mine Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

 

u cud reply back of course, 2 try and not lose face, but hey boy, doesnt matter coz i pnwed u gud style and now its up 2 u, 2 see if the hook is still there

 

 

(Mods, soz 4 being off thread, but the waiter at the last supper started it)

 

(picture removed after learning wot it meant)

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