rodders 285 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 When I was a shelf-stacker working nights, I came up with 'Nocturnal Merchandise Replenishment Operative' for a laugh and while having a moan at the boss, it sort of 'slipped out.' He couldn't keep a straight face and I got my payrise. Today I saw this...'A Pizza Chauffeur' http://www.gov.im/ded/jobcentre/jobInfo.aspx?id=65753 I know there are stupid titles in the government, but do you know of any others. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stavros 81 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Aquatic Engineer - Plumber Mobile Patrol - Car Park Attendant Pole Technician - Pole Dancer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dave Hedgehog 848 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Sandwich Artist - Butty Filler for Subway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tugger 911 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 I like the way that bus drivers in Hong Kong are called "Bus Captains". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
x-in-man 2,242 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Wet Sock - Chief Minister Communications Executive - Head of the post room Communications Facilitator - fills up the fax machine with A4 paper, fills the photocopier and orders toner. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bobbie Bobster 3,421 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Joseph Kelly Director – The Universe (Edited a little for comic effect) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moghrey Mie 1,499 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 I like the way that bus drivers in Hong Kong are called "Bus Captains". Same in Australia and New Zealand-probably because they do much more that just drive. They will lift your suitcase etc willingly-unlike some of the surly coach drivers at Gatwick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tugger 911 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 I assumed it was meant to make their role comparable to a pilot's, rather an a bag carrier Quote Link to post Share on other sites
La_Dolce_Vita 750 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 And what about Captain of an airplane? What a stupid name. They're just a pilot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blade Runner 1,012 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Tarmac Compaction Technician - Road worker Facilities maintenance operative - Odd job man (office based) Waste Removal Engineer - Binman Check out the TT/MGP Program's list of riders and occupations for some more funny ones. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manshimajin 619 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 I liked one I saw being advertised in Australia "Casual Security Guard". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesultanofsheight 9,453 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 (edited) Today I saw this...'A Pizza Chauffeur' http://www.gov.im/ded/jobcentre/jobInfo.aspx?id=65753 Pizza chauffeur what a belter, the job description is even better: We are looking for people full and part time with a positive attitude and willingness to succeed. We are looking for anyone with a drivers license to deliver pizza ... on a moped ... in the rain ... who won't moan too much about it ... If you think that you can be trusted with the safe delivery of our pizzas then we would like to hear from you. If you can't be trusted to deliver a pizza then you must be completely retarded ... if you are not completely retarded we'd like to hear from you ... can you ride a moped without falling off? As you will be representing Domino's you'll naturally be courteous and always helpful. You might have to speak to someone, sometime, about pizza's and stuff, but you'll get a hat so they'll know who you are ... As you are not only a delivery specialist but also a member of the team you will be involved in various aspects of our store to enable us to meet our customer needs. Not only do you get to ride a moped around Willaston in the rain but you also might have to take pizza's out of the oven and mop the bogs out. Edited February 7, 2011 by thesultanofsheight Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slinkydevil 4,722 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Wet Sock - Chief Minister I thought Chief Minister was C*nt? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
majkul 8 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Artist in residence... to describe a chef... it's on a menu outside one of the main hotels in Douglas. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chester drawers 0 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Turdoligist -------Toilet Cleaner Fitter and Turner ------(Cook) Fit good food into pots and turn it in to shit Underwater Panelbeater -------- Kitchenhand Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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