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I wear a suit in the shape of the letter "S" and sell kebabs from my stall.


Mama Stav said that I would never make anything of myself just selling kebabs but now everyone tells me that I'm a real character when I'm at the kebab stall.



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I am a chicken and I hate Ans.


I was going to make some obscene joke about sexing your children but thought better of it.


You can insert your own clean version here



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I tried becoming a tailor - but I didn't measure up.

I wanted to own a bakery - but I didn't have enough dough.

I wanted to brew beer - but I didn't have the bottle.

I w... er.. just hang on while I find a few more old copies of the Beano.

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