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I paint coal white.

 

Pfft, you want to try being the one who has to paint it black in the first place

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I am a chicken and I hate Ans.

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Aren't you the bloke who invents animals too?

 

No, the menagerie dept deals with that although I sometimes fill in for the arachnid designer when he's on holiday

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I wear a suit in the shape of the letter "S" and sell kebabs from my stall.

 

Mama Stav said that I would never make anything of myself just selling kebabs but now everyone tells me that I'm a real character when I'm at the kebab stall.

 

Stav.

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I am a chicken and I hate Ans.

 

I was going to make some obscene joke about sexing your children but thought better of it.

 

You can insert your own clean version here

 

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I tried becoming a tailor - but I didn't measure up.

I wanted to own a bakery - but I didn't have enough dough.

I wanted to brew beer - but I didn't have the bottle.

I w... er.. just hang on while I find a few more old copies of the Beano.

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I am Phesant Plucker ;) and all that

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