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101 Things To Do With A Dead Body

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Showing on Channel 4 now, this has to be one of the weirdest programmes on television this week. I'm half watching it, half surfing the net. The first item was about a woman that married a dead guy! How weird is that???

 

Mind you, she was American!

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Half.

 

Had it on in the background, and kept meaning to turn it off but then something would come on and I'd be intrigued for a bit, then revolted.

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Yeah, same here. It was one of those programmes that just kept catching my eye from time to time but didn't quite interest me enough to watch it all the way through. I was also trying to get some quality music time in too, which didn't help matters.

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there was a programme on 4 a few weeks ago, about bestiality. there was a guy who married his donkey, and a couple who divorced because she'd wake-up in the night, find her husband wasn't there, she would then go to the stables only to find her husband up to his nuts in guts! she took years before she divorced him, but they'd get back together for sex sessions a few times a week, because she was in love with his dog!!!!

funniest/wierdest moment was when a group of guys were in a field perving over a load of mares!

mad, sick, wierd, i have no idea, it just doesn't compute for me, compulsive viewing though, kept wanting to turn it off, but then something else'd intrigue me!

 

guy who married his donkey:"my kids don't speak to me much, they don't understand"

 

NO xxxx SHERLOCK!!!!!!!!!

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The first item was about a woman that married a dead guy! How weird is that???

 

 

 

I would have thought it was a marriage with a limited shelf life...... cheap date though eh? No food or viagra required.

 

Yeuch.

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This was my sort of programme, I'm ashamed to say. I didn't know we go up like balloons if nature is left to its own devices, the whole process of dealing with bodies in this country takes away a lot of good worm food.

 

So many weirdos in such a little world.

 

I'm happy to know that if I'm still a spinster in ten years, I could marry Elvis in Paris.

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Hmmm...... only just thought this (bit slow this morning) but how does the dead party consent to being your husband/wife????

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Hmmm...... only just thought this (bit slow this morning) but how does the dead party consent to being your husband/wife????

 

Who cares, think of the tax advantages!

 

Just don't expect too much of the housework to be shared, the dishes would pile up!

 

Stav.

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OMG - it gets more and more convoluted the deeper you go... tax advantages, now there's a couple of words that excite me.. hhmmm.... I could live with the stiff.

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I could live with the stiff.

 

I'd get plenty of ice if I were you or buy a big freezer. I wonder if that qualifies for tax relief.....

 

 

Stav.

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OMG - it gets more and more convoluted the deeper you go... tax advantages, now there's a couple of words that excite me.. hhmmm.... I could live with the stiff.

 

Depends on the type of 'stiff' - LOL

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beastiality ?? dead people??? why am i always out when there's a good bit of xxxx material on!? :angry:

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