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Has anyone else noticed how erratically these half-wits drive around town........I actually reckon they flount the rules of the road more than taxi drivers.

 

I never realised smart cars and little red vans could go so fast but then if you dont have to stop at stop signs or are "allowed" to jump red lights then i guess you can build up quite a bit of speed in whatever you're driving.

 

I got my revenge on one at the weekend, the little scrote was driving right up me chuff so I just jumped on the anchors and gave him the fright of his life......not very responsible of me either but I'd just had enough.

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I got my revenge on one at the weekend, the little scrote was driving right up me chuff so I just jumped on the anchors and gave him the fright of his life......not very responsible of me either but I'd just had enough.

That's a bit irresponsible - you could have topped him.
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I got my revenge on one at the weekend, the little scrote was driving right up me chuff so I just jumped on the anchors and gave him the fright of his life......not very responsible of me either but I'd just had enough.

That's a bit irresponsible - you could have topped him.

Let's not start a half-baked pun thread.

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Let's not start a half-baked pun thread.

 

A typical cheesy response.

 

I just wanted a slice of the action.

 

You're just hoping I top myself?

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Let's not start a half-baked pun thread.

 

A typical cheesy response.

 

I just wanted a slice of the action.

 

You're just hoping I top myself?

 

It mozzarella been hard to admit you have problems with self harm.

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It mozzarella been hard to admit you have problems with self harm.

 

Any more comments like this and you'll find yourself in a box with a bill and his girlfriend olive.

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nope - thin.

 

 

Probably not crispy.

 

 

I've stopped using ANY pizza delivery now. The last guy must have sat on my box to warm his arse, so I guess I'm doing my bit for road safety.

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