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A man entered a tattoo parlor and wanted to get a tattoo.


“What can I do for you?” asked the tattoo artist. “Well,” the man replied, “I want to get a $100 dollar bill tattooed on my penis.”


“I’ve never had that requested before. Do you mind if I ask why?”


“Well, I really like to watch my money grow. I also love to play with my money and, I’ll tell you what, my wife can blow a hundred dollar’s better than anyone I’ve known!” .




Never be too ready for the internet my neighbour says....





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Whenever you go out on the pull, always look for a woman who has a tattoo.

There's no easier way of spotting a woman who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.



My mate's going to be on 'Embarrassing Bodies.'

He' s got an Aston Villa tattoo on his back.



I've got a brilliant tattoo of a ninja

(F*cked if I can find it, though!)

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