gisleofman 0 Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 A man entered a tattoo parlor and wanted to get a tattoo. “What can I do for you?” asked the tattoo artist. “Well,” the man replied, “I want to get a $100 dollar bill tattooed on my penis.” “I’ve never had that requested before. Do you mind if I ask why?” “Well, I really like to watch my money grow. I also love to play with my money and, I’ll tell you what, my wife can blow a hundred dollar’s better than anyone I’ve known!” . ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Never be too ready for the internet my neighbour says.... https://www.facebook.com/ManxHaven Quote Link to post Share on other sites
credente 317 Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Whenever you go out on the pull, always look for a woman who has a tattoo. There's no easier way of spotting a woman who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future. My mate's going to be on 'Embarrassing Bodies.' He' s got an Aston Villa tattoo on his back. I've got a brilliant tattoo of a ninja (F*cked if I can find it, though!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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