Mr. Sausages Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 A biscuit covered in earwax, with hair and small bits of tinfoil stuck to the earwax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebees Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 It isn't a biscuit however, I did wake up in crumb hell today. Apparently I was hungry in the middle of the night and took myself off to the kitchen where I laid claim to the remnants of the pie we'd had for Sunday tea, puff pasty is definitely the worst thing to eat in bed, it has narcotic properties thus making you fall asleep half way through eating it and boom, crumb central in the morning. It's very peculiar, I used to get up in the middle of the night to eat all the time but I haven't done it for ooooooh, heavens, at least 15 years, certainly not a habit I wish to get back into after this mornings crumby hell, I can tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisenchuk Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Sounds a bit flaky,to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Chocolate digestives win on two counts. They are impossible to eat without dropping a million crumbs but worse, are the stray bits of chocolate that fall off and melt while you sleep creating hellish brown skid type marks on the bottom sheet. Nearly gives one a heart attack when one wakes up in the morning, jumps out of bed, throws the covers back and thinks for one hellish moment that one has shat oneself. Or is that only me. Pray, what position do you assume when eating choccie biccies in bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierrot Lunaire Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Pray, what position do you assume when eating choccie biccies in bed? I don't think she eats them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Never mind all this talk of bedtime habits and crumbs in the bed, the most despicable unhealthy practice lies with those people who not only eat in bed but also those who allow their dog(s) or cat(s) share the duvet! I like a sponge-finger myself.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossils Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Digressing a little, but worth it for the groans that it will provoke. Putin on The Ritz. http://i.imgur.com/5kRNVk2.gif 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhumsaa Posted February 10, 2014 Author Share Posted February 10, 2014 It isn't a biscuit however, I did wake up in crumb hell today. Apparently I was hungry in the middle of the night and took myself off to the kitchen where I laid claim to the remnants of the pie we'd had for Sunday tea, puff pasty is definitely the worst thing to eat in bed, it has narcotic properties thus making you fall asleep half way through eating it and boom, crumb central in the morning. It's very peculiar, I used to get up in the middle of the night to eat all the time but I haven't done it for ooooooh, heavens, at least 15 years, certainly not a habit I wish to get back into after this mornings crumby hell, I can tell you. do you often find yourself eating pie in the bedroom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhumsaa Posted February 10, 2014 Author Share Posted February 10, 2014 Pray, what position do you assume when eating choccie biccies in bed? I'm sorry. That information is classified. I see through this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhumsaa Posted February 17, 2014 Author Share Posted February 17, 2014 Chocolate digestives win on two counts. They are impossible to eat without dropping a million crumbs but worse, are the stray bits of chocolate that fall off and melt while you sleep creating hellish brown skid type marks on the bottom sheet. Nearly gives one a heart attack when one wakes up in the morning, jumps out of bed, throws the covers back and thinks for one hellish moment that one has shat oneself. Or is that only me. I was thinking about this the other day a profiterole in bed would probably produce a worse heart attack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Trumps Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 They are known as 'Angel Farts' in Germany Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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