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Ahhh - the big four oh!

 

Forget what everybody tells you about life beginning at 40 - I was successful, wealthy, happy and contented at 39.

 

As soon as I struck 40, it all started to go horribly wrong, and it's been downhill ever since! Just look at me now and prepare for the worst - receding hair, beer belly, existing day to day on a modest stipend, yelled at by people on the phone, flamed by people on the forums, making stacks of papers and mags in a lonely bachelor pad... leering at women half my age over a pint pot that's increasingly half empty!

 

But don't let me put you off. Happy birthday :blink: !

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Blah blah blah.....prepare for the worst - receding hair, beer belly, blah, blah, flamed by people on the forums, blah, blah... leering at women half my age over a pint pot that's increasingly half empty!

I heard he was in those places at 30?????

 

:D

 

Haaaaaaa.......py birthday to youoooooo,

Happy birthday to youooooooo,

Happy birthday dear WildDog,

Happy birthday to youooooooo!

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