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I see how it seems to calm people down in films and TV shows and meditation doesn't work so I've decided to give them a go. Which is the best brand and what are the best ways to irritate non-smokers? Thanks!

A gallon of petrol and a match. It has the added advantage that people will see you smoking from a mile away.

 

 

Yes Albert and it will make his lungs feel nice as well!

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I see how it seems to calm people down in films and TV shows and meditation doesn't work so I've decided to give them a go. Which is the best brand and what are the best ways to irritate non-smokers?

Players Navy Cut, 60 a day and you live well into your 80's (at least Freddy Lord did).

I bet you don't stick at it.

I've always admired Tony Benn and would like a pipe like his. But I don't think I'd ever really smoke. I just thought I'd offer a counter balance to all the self righteous anti-smoking threads.

 

 

So you've never had a puff, then...?

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What about those herb things you can get in H&B? Does anybody know what Tony Benn was actually smoking? He didn't strike me as the sort of person who would be a drug junkie.

Edited for poor taste.

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