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I have decided to become obese.

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Some here want to begin smoking but I thought maybe being obese would also be interesting.


Anyone have any good tips on how to achieve this real fast?


All suggestions will be appreciated and I will try everything to reach the objective.


Thanks mates...flowers.gif

Eat a lot and don't shitthumbsup.gif

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I seem to have gained few extra pounds over xmas by quaffing shitloads of port, eating loads of cheese and not doing any exercise. Not a bad way to do it.


My advice: enjoy what you eat, don't get fat by eating bread and microwave meals.


Let us know how you get on.

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