oldmanxfella Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 (edited) Well Amy's reporting Live on Facebook. "So Pat Ayres tried to start a fight with me & Kate Beecroft thinks I'm common..." "The returning Officer removed him saying he was phoning the police..." "What I have witnessed so far is not democracy our political situation is a disgrace. I've been pushed, intimidated and mostly by by own mhk" See... she said it involved her. Jesus wept, it is pure Jeremy Frigging Kyle. You just knew it would be associated with her. However the official report says no candidates were involved. Edited May 21, 2015 by oldmanxfella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sick Moon Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Was anyone heard to shout "Leave it Gary, he's just not worth it!" Roflmafo... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 how anybody can read all this and seriously consider not voting for amy is completely beyond me.. vote amy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 (edited) A Poem by Pam AyersUnemployment is rising in the Pully end of townAnd its spreading like pneumoniaDoesn't look like going downThere's trouble at the polling station someone's had a kickAnd the lads are going to launch a scheme get rid of Captain KurtTell PC Flint to get himself a mateAnd arm themselves with CS gasThey're gonna be out lateWe've had Cretney conformism since 1986And now subversion is in the air in the shape of Facebook likesSomeone get a message through to Captain KurtThat theyd better start assembling the boys from the HavenAnd keep Mrs Beecroft right out of sightCos there's gonna be a riot down in Anagh Coar tonightAll this Makarkey has really got to stopWe can overthrow the House of Keys and kidnap Eddie TeareAnd Phil Gawne's Nationalists could storm Tynwald HillAnd make plans to assassinate the autocratic BellWindy Moffett leads her Basque-like tax inspectors to warWith misdirected emails and bombs with nails they smash the town hall doorBut Amy and her electorates arrive with one big erstwhile crewWhereupon they bring about a military coup Edited May 21, 2015 by Declan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom de plume Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Compelling stuff, a bit like 'Benefits Street'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 See... she said it involved her. She said the returning officer removed someone, and called the police. The report says they are investigating an incident outside between a member of the public and a polling station agent. The two sources seem to tally at this stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Wonder if proseco has antiseptic qualities for any resulting injuries? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Wonder if proseco has antiseptic qualities for any resulting injuries? Anaesthetic qualities more likely.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Smelly Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 This is political gold, scandal and fake tan, it get more like the pool every week. I just want to see her get in and totally upset the apple cart, we need people who speak before they think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 This is political gold, scandal and fake tan, it get more like the pool every week. I just want to see her get in and totally upset the apple cart, we need people who speak before they think What? More? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isle Of Man LIVE Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 It's days like these i *really* miss the Isle of Man. When can we expect a result ? I sat up here till Midday watching the UK elections. I chose the wrong location, it seems ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisenchuk Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Results should be reported around 9 pm unless Amy decides to have half a dozen recounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxman8180 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Early exit polls suggest a huge Amy majority. She is exactly what we need to make IOM politics vaguely interesting. I don't agree with her on anything at all in her manifesto. But it makes little difference when you are elected as an independent, so who gives a shit. I am looking for out and out comedy value. Vote Amy. Ah too late......but you get what I mean, I will offer to her her campaign manager in 2016. Because 16 months or so just won't be long enough..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxman8180 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 P.S. I made that first line up by the way....courtesy of Budweiser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 I hope nobody wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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