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I've never owned a smartphone (according to the news today, three quarters of the population do).

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Saw a sign once re a 'class' advertised , gave the location then stated "You can go all the way on a 259 bus" (may have got the bus number wrong, can't remember the class but the rest is true )

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I've never watched an entire episode of Downton Abbey.

 

I've never eaten a banana.

Fair play with Downton, I'm with you there - but how the hell have you never eaten a banana? The only thing I can assume is that you've eaten part of a banana & discovered that you don't like it??

 

On a tenuously related note - I have never been to the doctor, nor have I ever broken a bone.

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I've not seen many things that people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion; c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate... All those... Non-moments... will be lost, in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die.

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I've never ridden a motorcycle of any form or description.

 

I've never driven a mini, the old small sort or the new big fat sort.

 

I've never worn a watch.

 

I've never lost (for good) a house key, work keys, car key, a wallet, credit or debit card, cash, glasses, hat, scarf, gloves or umbrella...ella ..ella..ella.

 

I've never been awol from work.

 

I've never had a x-ray.

 

I've never had anything in my body that's either needed tools, or surgical intervention to remove.

 

I don't own a tattoo.

 

I've never been to, or wanted to go to, Paris, or America - who would ?

 

I've never seen - Big Brother, east enders, coronation street, Emmerdale farm, x-factor, anything with a so called celebrity in a jungle, on ice or wearing a dance costume nor any program containing any combination of the previous mentioned.

 

I've never deliberately farted in a lift just before getting out.

 

I've never paid a parking fine.

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I've never ridden a motorcycle of any form or description.

I've never driven a mini, the old small sort or the new big fat sort.

I've never worn a watch.

I've never lost (for good) a house key, work keys, car key, a wallet, credit or debit card, cash, glasses, hat, scarf, gloves or umbrella...ella ..ella..ella.

I've never been awol from work.

I've never had a x-ray.

I've never had anything in my body that's either needed tools, or surgical intervention to remove.

I don't own a tattoo.

I've never been to, or wanted to go to, Paris, or America - who would ?

I've never seen - Big Brother, east enders, coronation street, Emmerdale farm, x-factor, anything with a so called celebrity in a jungle, on ice or wearing a dance costume nor any program containing any combination of the previous mentioned.

I've never deliberately farted in a lift just before getting out.

I've never paid a parking fine.

That must be close to a post of the year. Don't knock farting in a lift though.

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I've never made a claim of any sort against any of the insurance policies I have. And yet every year the premiums go up - thieving bastards!

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I have never understood why most men can't piss straight...

How many have you watched? "Er, I'm just checking if you can piss straight fella. Not many can don't you know."

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I'm thoroughbred Manx and I've never been arrested, smoke weed, snorted coke or touched up my sister. These things are on my bucket list. With the exception of my sister, she lives too far away now.

Where did she move to? Andreas?

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Never spent a night in hospital.

Never watched a James Bond film.

Never claimed the dole or sick pay.

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