Declan 5,879 Posted September 9, 2015 Did you attempt to replicate a James Bond stunt resulting in you requiring hospital treatment, and losing your job as usherette at the Picture House? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the stinking enigma 8,937 Posted September 9, 2015 Yes that's exactly how it happened. Don't tell me it happened to you too? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Declan 5,879 Posted September 9, 2015 No, I was there. You ruined the picture. I still don't know if Bond survived, captured the baddies and got the girl. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vulgarian 1,149 Posted September 9, 2015 Never hit TSM repeatedly across the head with a frying pan...yet. ... or let an opportunity for a sly dig at her pass. Wait, TSM is female? Or are you just trying to be cool by using the feminine pronoun as a generic one? If true this has far-reaching implications... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paswt 3,251 Posted September 9, 2015 I believe, if memory serves , a post from TSM indicated that he/she may be female ,and not just one person , which may go some way to explain why he/she is a road race fan and then blaming all concerned with road racing for any incidents. Can't see why this should have "far reaching implications" , he/she has, again if memory serves, conceded that he/she has 'sock puppets' , maybe he/she has multiple personalities .......... who knows?...........who cares ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Declan 5,879 Posted September 9, 2015 (edited) Never hit TSM repeatedly across the head with a frying pan...yet. ... or let an opportunity for a sly dig at her pass. Wait, TSM is female? Or are you just trying to be cool by using the feminine pronoun as a generic one? If true this has far-reaching implications... Both. I don't know. But if I was to hazard a guess I'd say the chances are female 60% vs 40% male. So, being cool and all, it felt wrong to use the generic one when I thought it was more likely to be wrong. Besides it annoys the "politically correctness gone mad" brigade. Not sure why The Sick Moon's gender has far-reaching implications, unless you'd planned on going on a date with him. Edited September 9, 2015 by Declan 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Sick Moon 2,039 Posted September 9, 2015 Stop talking about me, it's creeping me out. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Declan 5,879 Posted September 9, 2015 You must be a man then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the stinking enigma 8,937 Posted September 9, 2015 Or maybe a pan 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheldon 770 Posted September 9, 2015 Besides it annoys the "politically correctness gone mad" brigade. Not sure why The Sick Moon's gender has far-reaching implications, unless you'd planned on going on a date with him. There are gender-neutral pronouns. E.g instead of he, she, or the clumsy he/she, you can say "xe". A typical sentence might be, "Yes, xe is right up xemself." I'm not sure the cure is worse than the disease, though. (No slur intended.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
woolley 16,863 Posted September 9, 2015 Stop talking about me, it's creeping me out. Ahhhh. You didn't go away. You were just teasing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Declan 5,879 Posted September 9, 2015 Besides it annoys the "politically correctness gone mad" brigade. Not sure why The Sick Moon's gender has far-reaching implications, unless you'd planned on going on a date with him. There are gender-neutral pronouns. E.g instead of he, she, or the clumsy he/she, you can say "xe". A typical sentence might be, "Yes, xe is right up xemself." I'm not sure the cure is worse than the disease, though. (No slur intended.) I suspect that breaks Orwell's 6th rule. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheldon 770 Posted September 9, 2015 I suspect that breaks Orwell's 6th rule. I suspect you're right - although "barbarous" is a bit harsh. Still, at least it wasn't rule 34, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bobbie Bobster 3,355 Posted September 9, 2015 (edited) (a) I survived googling for rule 34 without having to use mind bleach. (b) Yay, XKCD! Edited September 9, 2015 by Bobbie Bobster 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhumsaa 2,453 Posted September 9, 2015 Never given a shift 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
