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No it's not.

 

I did it once and I died.

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I've never stuck my tongue out on an electric fence.

What about a 9v battery to see if it's run out? Everyone's done that once.

 

 

Nope, I haven't.

 

I'm with bees on Australia too - why would anyone want to go there? They have HUGE spiders

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Never had anything go up my arse (other than the Drs finger)

 

Don't knock it till you've tried it ...

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Never had anything go up my arse (other than the Drs finger)

Hey! Surprise! I wasn't really your doctor.
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Call me boring or whatever, but parts of your body are designed for exit only.

 

(and I know, I once had that doctor thing too)

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...and I've looked through all the smileys on the internet and there isn't one that quite captures the moment.

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I've never been married, or fathered a child.

 

Same here, also I've never strangled a feral child but it's been so tempting at times...

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I've never stuck my tongue out on an electric fence.

What about a 9v battery to see if it's run out? Everyone's done that once.

I've done that, many times. I remember thinking twice about doing it again though when I heard that two people per year die because of it. I suspect it's bullshit however.

 

Yeah sounds like bollocks, how could it kill you?

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I've never stuck my tongue out on an electric fence.

What about a 9v battery to see if it's run out? Everyone's done that once.

I've done that, many times. I remember thinking twice about doing it again though when I heard that two people per year die because of it. I suspect it's bullshit however.

 

Yeah sounds like bollocks, how could it kill you?

 

Are they the ones that add salt ?

It seems a salt on battery can hurt.

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Wrighty, you're a bit fatalistic, last week you were worrying me about fatal bee stings, now it's fatal 9v battery licking, what next? Drowning from rain drops?

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Wrighty, you're a bit fatalistic, last week you were worrying me about fatal bee stings, now it's fatal 9v battery licking, what next? Drowning from rain drops?

A lot of people died from that around Noah's time.

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