Gee Cee Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 In another part of the forum, someone has suggested that MF is gloomy. So I thought that I would give the comedians an opportunity to do their stuff ... A friend of mine who lives across, recently had a gastric band inserted. In a few weeks time it will be his birthday. So what do you think would make a suitable present? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisenchuk Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 A belt with a lot more holes than his old one had.....You did ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeapot Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 A turducken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarne Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Some medium sized clothes (Medium - who the hell can even wear a large?!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 In size XXXL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Lessons in self-restraint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrighty Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 A liquidiser? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hazard Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Some taste. They're old stuff was good but the new album is shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurricanII Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 A Viz TShirt - http://www.moretvicar.com/vendor/viz?grid=4&perPage=100&sort=default&productType=0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightening McQueen Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 A sumo wrestler outfit, for when they want to relive the good old days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 (edited) a stapler Edited September 29, 2016 by the stinking enigma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxb&b Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Another friend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 A slap-up birthday dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 With all the trimmings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinkydevil Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 In another part of the forum, someone has suggested that MF is gloomy. So I thought that I would give the comedians an opportunity to do their stuff ... A friend of mine who lives across, recently had a gastric band inserted. In a few weeks time it will be his birthday. So what do you think would make a suitable present? You not turning up would probably make his day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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