Nowt So Queer As Folk.........

[woolley 15,789]

It seems we are more closely related to the monkey than we realised - and it's not just nuts!

 

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bollocks-to-the-hippocratic-oath-deaths-back-door

 

Frankly, in context I deem it a little risky to be telling them this: It's bit of a squeeze but you can get your whole hand into the rectum to retrieve an object from an anaesthetised patient. as they are likely to present with the hand stuck up there too.

 

I'll leave you all to ponder what I was searching when I came across this little gem.

Edited March 6, 2017 by woolley

[woody2 4,537]

old news

[the stinking enigma 8,375]

If anyone identifies me from that doctors description i will personally see to it that that fucker gets struck off. What ever happened to patient confidentiality?

[woolley 15,789]

old news

Don't tell me. You were the one with the eel?

[quilp 7,781]

Did anyone else check out the, 'this guy' link near the end of the article?

 

Interesting...

[quilp 7,781]

 

old news

Don't tell me. You were the one with the eel?

Head first..?

[Mr Bear 651]

I wasn't even aware that you could get 8" diameter salami, let alone fit it up your ass.

[woolley 15,789]

A hole new world............

 

A friend of ours used to work in casualty years ago and she was astounded when a young man arrived with a pint pot in his rectum. One of the old type too with the dimples and the handle.

[quilp 7,781]

I work with a load of slack-arses, maybe this is why they all walk funny...