woolley 19,193 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 (edited) It seems we are more closely related to the monkey than we realised - and it's not just nuts! https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bollocks-to-the-hippocratic-oath-deaths-back-door Frankly, in context I deem it a little risky to be telling them this: It's bit of a squeeze but you can get your whole hand into the rectum to retrieve an object from an anaesthetised patient. as they are likely to present with the hand stuck up there too. I'll leave you all to ponder what I was searching when I came across this little gem. Edited March 6, 2017 by woolley Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woody2 5,021 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 old news Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the stinking enigma 10,455 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 If anyone identifies me from that doctors description i will personally see to it that that fucker gets struck off. What ever happened to patient confidentiality? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woolley 19,193 Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 old news Don't tell me. You were the one with the eel? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
quilp 9,852 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Did anyone else check out the, 'this guy' link near the end of the article? Interesting... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
quilp 9,852 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 old newsDon't tell me. You were the one with the eel? Head first..? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Bear 651 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 I wasn't even aware that you could get 8" diameter salami, let alone fit it up your ass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woolley 19,193 Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 A hole new world............ A friend of ours used to work in casualty years ago and she was astounded when a young man arrived with a pint pot in his rectum. One of the old type too with the dimples and the handle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
quilp 9,852 Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 I work with a load of slack-arses, maybe this is why they all walk funny... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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