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Shake me up Judy, January 22 in Jokes
Yorkshireman goes to the local vet and says, "there's summat up wi' cat."
Local Vet says, "reet, is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman says, "nay lad, I brought it wi' me."
Another Yorkshireman takes dog to the vet: "Me dog has swallowed a condom, can yer do anythin' ?"
"Leave him with me and come back in a few hours" says the vet.
Half an hour later the vet's phone rings: "Don't worry about the condom" says the Yorkshireman. "The wife's found another in t'medicine cabinet"
Couple of Yorshiremen were in a pub drinking and at closing time one said to the other "I'm getting a taste for this" His mate said I know of a place where for a tenner you can get 5 pints, a woman and a pie , are you up for it . His mate stroked his chin pulled a face before saying "Wot are t'pies like?"
You can always tell a Yorkshireman. But you can't tell him much.
(I declare an interest having a Tyke grandfather.)
You can also tell if someone is a Yorkshireman because within a few minutes he'll tell you ............ I've found
I knew a Yorkshireman a few years ago who was a bit aggressive with it. Didn't have much time for the Manx, so God knows why he came to live on an Island full of 'em. I believe he was prominent in the Pensioners' Association that was agitating for the pension supplement for all rather than only those with 10 years contributions, and he generally had a chip on his shoulder as Yorkshiremen frequently do. One day I heard him arguing with another old chap about a parking space that they had both approached. "You're an ignorant swine." he said. "I bet you're bloody Manx!"
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