Jump to content
Manx Forums, Live Chat, Blogs & Classifieds for the Isle of Man
Sign in to follow this  
Uhtred

Crayons at the ready!...sorry, oil paints.

Recommended Posts

4 minutes ago, piebaps said:

How can a hospital have waiting lists yet we're still able to spend money on an oil painting of this vain prick?

How long have you got...?

  • Thanks 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Just Govt getting its priorities right.

  • Like 1
  • Thanks 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

If the lowest price gets it then I will do it for £1.50.

I can't draw

  • Thanks 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Diary of Juan Watterson aged thirteen and three quarters.
Just writing out my priority list to spend taxpayers money this morning 

1. Oil Painting - Portrait of me.
2. Food banks.
2. After Sun.
3. Bottled water.
4. Wig cleaning.

  • Like 6
  • Thanks 2
  • Haha 4

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
52 minutes ago, slinkydevil said:

Diary of Juan Watterson aged thirteen and three quarters.
Just writing out my priority list to spend taxpayers money this morning 

1. Oil Painting - Portrait of me.
2. Food banks.
2. After Sun.
3. Bottled water.
4. Wig cleaning.

You forgot the paracetamol.

  • Like 2
  • Thanks 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

There is a photo ( still in existence ) taken on the night of the Bus journey incident of Field Marshall Watterson with someone ( sadly recently deceased ) sticking a large Pink Dildo in "The Speakers" ear.

i have tried, sadly unsuccessfully, on numerous occasions for the owner of the photo to allow me a copy.

Would be perfect to transfer onto canvas for posterity.

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Is this one of those threads were one has to post the most childish and ignorant thing they can think of.

Get over yourselves FFS. :(

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, dilligaf said:

Is this one of those threads were one has to post the most childish and ignorant thing they can think of.

Far from it. That would appear to be every thread you contribute to. 

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, MrPB said:
3 minutes ago, dilligaf said:

Is this one of those threads were one has to post the most childish and ignorant thing they can think of.

Far from it. That would appear to be every thread you contribute to. 

Wow. Good response.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Has Juan W ever upset anyone on here or further afield, or caused any harm to anyone ? Correct, the answer is NO.

In his job he advised folk not to get drunk and cause problems or drive after drinking.

In his private life he drank too much ( for him) and after eating, was sick on a bus.

He faced up to this and apologized and even paid for the bus to be cleaned.

I don't know of anyone who has done this in the past and that includes my years driving a taxi.

I never cease to be amazed at the low level of thought that people achieve on here, often from posters I know. This thread is most definitely 4th form stuff.

Edited by dilligaf
added an s to poster

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, the stinking enigma said:

Must say, your anarchist phase was a little short-lived dilli.

Juan W is worth 12 of the people elected last time.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
9 minutes ago, dilligaf said:

Juan W is worth 12 of the people elected last time.

It isn’t good use of public funds though is it having a portrait of him commissioned? So he should expect some stick about what that portrait might actually portray in order to be a true representation of the Speaker. Being sick on a bus was one option from many offered above. 

Edited by MrPB
Spells

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, MrPB said:

It isn’t good use of public funds though is it having a portrait of him commissioned? So he should expect some stick about what that portrait might actually portray in order to be a true representation of the Speaker. Being sick on a bus was one option from many offered above. Do you attend the same lodge to be so protective? 

Na, just a f***** realist. Grow up.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×