NoTail Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 Schrodinger's roundabout? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-lane Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 6 minutes ago, NoTail said: Schrodinger's roundabout? So the intersection may be considered simultaneously both an unmarked junction and a roundabout as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur. I think I might be better off going to the pub and talking about Arsenal's chance of winning in the cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc.fixit Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 1 minute ago, Two-lane said: So the intersection may be considered simultaneously both an unmarked junction and a roundabout as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur. . I think its due to quantum physics actually. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopek Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 8 minutes ago, Two-lane said: linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur. What do you mean? It's a proven fact! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 39 minutes ago, NoTail said: Schrodinger's roundabout? Is that the one that says if a cat falls over and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-lane Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 58 minutes ago, Roxanne said: But not his wife. She’s already had her shoulder pulled. Don't taunt us with these hints of gossip stuff. Someone made an FoI request for the accident report and was give the usual fuck-off. So, is she suing the gov. for injuries received? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxanne Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 1 minute ago, Two-lane said: Don't taunt us with these hints of gossip stuff. Someone made an FoI request for the accident report and was give the usual fuck-off. So, is she suing the gov. for injuries received? No hints of gossip stuff. It was published when it happened that she was thrown out of the cab and dislocated her shoulder. How the hell would I know is she’s suing or not? It certainly wasn’t in the report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc.fixit Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 14 hours ago, Gladys said: Is that the one that says if a cat falls over and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Nah, it's if a tree falls over in a locked box it's neither dead nor alive, Duh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Phantom Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 16 hours ago, Gladys said: Is that the one that says if a cat falls over and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Depends if it's clapping with just one paw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-lane Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 22 minutes ago, The Phantom said: Depends if it's clapping with just one paw. A dog walks into a saloon. One foot is bandaged up. It hops up to the bar and says "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot ma paw". A bear walks into a bar and says "A pint of bitter annndddd.... a packet of peanuts". The barman says "Why the big paws" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc.fixit Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 A piece of string with a knot in his head and the top all frayed walked into a bar and asked for a pint. a sign behind the bar said, 'we don't serve string here'. The barman said, 'are you a piece of string?'. The string said,' nah, afraid not'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxanne Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 I man walked into a bar and asked the barmaid for a ‘double entendres’. So she gave him one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxanne Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 7 minutes ago, doc.fixit said: A piece of string with a knot in his head and the top all frayed walked into a bar and asked for a pint. a sign behind the bar said, 'we don't serve string here'. The barman said, 'are you a piece of string?'. The string said,' nah, afraid not'. That was dreadful. 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 A man, previously banned for causing bother walks into the same bar. Before he tries to order the landlord shouts, "piss off!" Man says, "oh, ok, I'll have a bottle of mild instead." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Phantom Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 18 hours ago, Gladys said: Is that the one that says if a cat falls over and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? If a husband is in a box by himself and makes a decision, will it still be wrong? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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