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I went to the doctor yesterday and he said “I’m sorry, but you’ll have to stop masturbating”.

”Why” I asked.

He replied “Because I’m trying to examine you”.

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  • 2 years later...

Guy goes to Doctor complaining of Tom Jones songs playing in his head non-stop 24/7

All last night it was" Delilah",all day yesterday it was" Green green grass of home" all day today it was" Whats new pussy cat"

I,m at my wits end  Doctor,Is this a common condition have you heard of it before

Oh yes replied the Doctor "Its not unusual"

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