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On 8/8/2019 at 10:31 PM, thebees said:

That is very interesting but it is wrong. 

Well, how interesting. Would you mind educating me?

Let me guess - "forum small-fry don't deserve an explanation"; "go and look it up yourself - it's not my job to prove, but yours to disprove, etc." or perhaps "I'm a penal psychologist and I'm right and you're wrong."

Or perhaps a little meat on the bone - I'm wrong because...

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On 8/10/2019 at 8:22 AM, Andy Onchan said:

I'm still waiting to hear/read of the meaningful evidence-based statistics that tell us why Jurby Prison is the 'Best'.

I think there was a Tina Turner song on at the time and trying to motivate the cabinet :P

 

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On 8/12/2019 at 8:58 PM, Gizo said:

Can someone explain to me how one is convicted and sent down for 5 years in 2018 and yet I see him on the outside already?

I see your mate got his 15 minutes of fame tonight. Even got a character reference off one of the guards as a nice bloke. FFS this series is an embarrassment. No wonder he got out early. 

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Cannot wait for tonight's episode it is worth watching for the view of the Island alone.   Better than all the crap the tourist people have churned out for years and free.   If you do not like it do not watch it.

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1 minute ago, hissingsid said:

Cannot wait for tonight's episode it is worth watching for the view of the Island alone.   Better than all the crap the tourist people have churned out for years and free.   If you do not like it do not watch it.

Has it not just finished ?

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14 minutes ago, thesultanofsheight said:

I see your mate got his 15 minutes of fame tonight. Even got a character reference off one of the guards as a nice bloke. FFS this series is an embarrassment. No wonder he got out early. 

Surprisingly it’s not him. 

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Craig Varey is now a married man obviously a changed character......

Married within a year to the widow of the Cocaine Cunt Caldwell - I fucking hope that Social Services are close to the unfortunate offspring of the these 3 wastes of skin

She'd fuck a Tram Horse for a lift to JAKS....

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1 minute ago, Mr Helmut Fromage said:

Craig Varey is now a married man obviously a changed character......

Married within a year to the widow of the Cocaine Cunt Caldwell - I fucking hope that Social Security are close to the unfortunate offspring of the these 3 wastes of skin

She'd fuck a Tram Horse for a lift to JAKS....

What a well adjusted human being you are...

 

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Posted (edited)
12 hours ago, Neil Down said:
12 hours ago, Mr Helmut Fromage said:

Craig Varey is now a married man obviously a changed character......

Married within a year to the widow of the Cocaine Cunt Caldwell - I fucking hope that Social Security are close to the unfortunate offspring of the these 3 wastes of skin

She'd fuck a Tram Horse for a lift to JAKS....

What a well adjusted human being you are...

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3 minutes ago, Mr Helmut Fromage said:

Craig Varey is now a married man obviously a changed character......

Married within a year to the widow of the Cocaine Cunt Caldwell - I fucking hope that Social Services are close to the unfortunate offspring of the these 3 wastes of skin

She'd fuck a Tram Horse for a lift to JAKS....

So the Caldwell found dead in remote field Feb 2018 in bizarre  'toothache cocaine overdose scenario', Varey stabs a fella repeatedly later that year and is now out completely reformed and happily married to the widow after spending not long inside, it really is the best little prison!

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3 minutes ago, CharlieBrown said:

So the Caldwell found dead in remote field Feb 2018 in bizarre  'toothache cocaine overdose scenario', Varey stabs a fella repeatedly later that year and is now out completely reformed and happily married to the widow after spending not long inside, it really is the best little prison!

Correct - but Neil Down obviously knows better.....

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Maybe these sort of things don't endear the population to going soft on drugs. 

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Just now, dilligaf said:

Maybe these sort of things don't endear the population to going soft on drugs. 

I thought you went hard on drugs?

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2 minutes ago, CharlieBrown said:
4 minutes ago, dilligaf said:

Maybe these sort of things don't endear the population to going soft on drugs. 

I thought you went hard on drugs?

That is viagra

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48 minutes ago, Mr Helmut Fromage said:

Craig Varey is now a married man obviously a changed character......

Married within a year to the widow of the Cocaine Cunt Caldwell - I fucking hope that Social Services are close to the unfortunate offspring of the these 3 wastes of skin

She'd fuck a Tram Horse for a lift to JAKS....

How’s dare you HT he’s a cheeky chappy who has been shown to the world tonight as a roaring success story for the Manx penal system. Up for a bit of stabbing, gets off, gets a glowing reference off the prison staff, then marries a dead mates wife. This series paints such a fantastic picture of the life of violent convicts in the IOM! 

His Nobel Prize is probably just at post office HQ now en route to his new mansion! (Or is it the Pulitzer Prize you get for fiction?) 

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