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Prison certainly works for this guy doesn't it. Chronic recidivism is learnt behaviour for him and prison is almost a reward like giving a monkey a banana. Every time he loses he probably thinks he's

You have a pretty high opinion of yourself for an idiot.  No employer is going to give him any sort of chance for no other reason than he’s a complete dickhead. 

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Just a likeable rogue. Like all the rest of them.

Who need euthanising.

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59 minutes ago, The Dog's Dangly Bits said:

Clearly he isn't otherwise he wouldn't constantly be in trouble.

But how do you solve it?

Threaten to move him in with you. That would stop anybody...

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3 hours ago, Shake me up Judy said:

Five years of porridge without the frills would sort most people's problems. Easy as.

Convert the Calf of Man into an open prison...

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19 minutes ago, Neil Down said:

Convert the Calf of Man into an open prison...

It already is for those who pay to stay in the bunkhouse...

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"Goldie" was in town a few months back in the middle of the street (surrounded by people walking by with their children etc) saying to someone on the phone super loudly, that he wanted his "f**king money" or he was going to "kill her dog" along with other gems.

Crackers - You wouldn't believe how loud he was either, did not care in the slightest he was in a public place etc. Imagine what the children must have thought, potentially very frightening to them

Nutcase certainly, not a harmless, lovable rogue as TV would make him out. 

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9 hours ago, Shake me up Judy said:

Chronic recidivism is learnt behaviour for him and prison is almost a reward like giving a monkey a banana. 

Wild monkeys don't actually eat bananas....and not a lot of people know that...

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...or that Michael Caine never actually said "Not a lot of people know that!"

 

 

 

 

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On 7/3/2020 at 9:39 AM, TheTeapot said:

And 200 years ago here they'd keep him roped to a stake. I dunno if any of you have met him, his problem is that he's genuinely really thick, like getting into the old medical psychology description of moron. He's not a master criminal.

The man has the intellect of a coat rack. But sadly a particularly bad and toxic coat rack. 

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On 7/3/2020 at 6:46 PM, Albert Tatlock said:

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Wild monkeys don't actually eat bananas....and not a lot of people know that...

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...or that Michael Caine never actually said "Not a lot of people know that!"

 

 

 

 

I didn’t know that.

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