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Measurement replacements, post Brexit

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Some new measurements to come into use after Brexit

2000 Mockingbirds = Two kilomockingbirds---[ a sin for short ]

1000 Aches=One Megahurtz

10 Cards = One decacards

0.5 of a Large intestine = One semi Colon.

365 days on alcohol free beer = One Lite year

Time between slipping on a peel and impact = One Bananosecond

Time to sail 220 yards at one nautical mile per hour = One Knot-furlong

Edited by mollag
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