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Manx Profanity

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13 hours ago, Rushen Spy said:

We're a very wholesome and well-mannered people. Literally all the profanity has been imported from the UK.

Is that why you are living there

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8 hours ago, Neil Down said:

Is that why you are living there

Yes. Trying to live by example to civilise these Brits.

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Phrases in manx to wow and annoy people with

Go s*** in your hat  "Goll jerree ayns dty edd"

Sir, your face resembles a mouldy kipper : "Ghooinney, yn eddin gollrish er lheeah skeddan jiarg"

Your last ardent lover was a Loughton sheep : "Ayd yerrey graihder jeean v'loaghtan keyrrey"

5G is perfectly safe : "5'queig t'fondaghey sauchey"

You have defecated between your toes, go wash them please : "T'ou er cackey eddyr dt'cass, gow leaght-dahh ad cur taitnys da"

Beemanx was better than Manx Forums : "Beegaelg va son ny share na gaelg cruinnaght"

Your crotch smells of cheese biscuit : "Ayd goal soaral dy brishtag chaashey"

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9 hours ago, Chie said:

Phrases in manx to wow and annoy people with

Go s*** in your hat  "Goll jerree ayns dty edd"

Sir, your face resembles a mouldy kipper : "Ghooinney, yn eddin gollrish er lheeah skeddan jiarg"

Your last ardent lover was a Loughton sheep : "Ayd yerrey graihder jeean v'loaghtan keyrrey"

5G is perfectly safe : "5'queig t'fondaghey sauchey"

You have defecated between your toes, go wash them please : "T'ou er cackey eddyr dt'cass, gow leaght-dahh ad cur taitnys da"

Beemanx was better than Manx Forums : "Beegaelg va son ny share na gaelg cruinnaght"

Your crotch smells of cheese biscuit : "Ayd goal soaral dy brishtag chaashey"

saved for later use... 

Pretty sure Manxy will have something to say about 5G though ;)

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