Cruise Excursion is rubbish...erm, literally.

[enbee 15]

As rhe ship is battery powered will the Government be installing a charging point on Victoria Pier?

[Neil Down 6,226]

1 hour ago, WTF said:

St Greta cruise lines.

talking of which, I see there were about 30 schoolkids led by a loon wearing snorkel and flippers howling outside government offices at lunchtime

[WTF 4,489]

47 minutes ago, Neil Down said:

talking of which, I see there were about 30 schoolkids led by a loon wearing snorkel and flippers howling outside government offices at lunchtime

must be do to with the NSC fuck up.

[Andy Onchan 2,776]

2 hours ago, Neil Down said:

talking of which, I see there were about 30 schoolkids led by a loon wearing snorkel and flippers howling outside government offices at lunchtime

I bet when they get home their house will be nice and warn and cosy.... courtesy of gas. 

We should make allowances I guess...there're only young after all....

[Non-Believer 9,302]

How old was the twat in the snorkel and flippers?

[Andy Onchan 2,776]

2 minutes ago, Non-Believer said:

How old was the twat in the snorkel and flippers?

3 months

Edited February 14 by Andy Onchan

[trmpton 847]

Just because it's available as an option, doesn't mean anyone will do it.  Would be astounded if many opt for this, and will be very suprised if we ever her any feedback or numbers

[thesultanofsheight 8,125]

7 hours ago, gettafa said:

Lots of people have fun doing beach cleaning and this gives people something else to tell their friends about when they get home, as none of their friends will have done it.

But that’s often the middle class cruise experience isn’t it? People so detached from reality that they will spend thousands to get away from reality and then enjoy telling a story to their friends at the cricket club about the day they paid good money to be up to their elbows in used jonnies and disguarded jamrags on a Manx beach like they were normal people for a few hours. We really have got the tourist jackpot. Unbelievably stupid people wishing to experience real life for a few hours.

Edited February 14 by thesultanofsheight

[Non-Believer 9,302]

1 hour ago, trmpton said:

Just because it's available as an option, doesn't mean anyone will do it.  Would be astounded if many opt for this, and will be very suprised if we ever her any feedback or numbers

Oh we will. And it'll be THOUSANDS. With next year all booked up already....

[slinkydevil 3,573]

What happens if the get to the beach and it’s already clean?

[yootalkin2me 657]

5 hours ago, Neil Down said:

talking of which, I see there were about 30 schoolkids led by a loon wearing snorkel and flippers howling outside government offices at lunchtime

Paedophiles will do anything these days

[Neil Down 6,226]

3 hours ago, Non-Believer said:

How old was the twat in the snorkel and flippers?

Old enough to know better... or not as the case may be

[WTF 4,489]

1 hour ago, slinkydevil said:

What happens if the get to the beach and it’s already clean?

take a shit on it.

Edited February 14 by WTF

[TheTeapot 4,868]

What happens if you find out which beach and get there first. Will they tell you to stop cleaning it so you don't ruin the true tourist experience?

[thesultanofsheight 8,125]

30 minutes ago, TheTeapot said:

What happens if you find out which beach and get there first. Will they tell you to stop cleaning it so you don't ruin the true tourist experience?

Be typical IOMG they will have a bunch of idiots on overtime with a van full of shite on standby who will drive up and throw a load of shite around to create that genuine rubbish picking up experience. Paid for fly tipping so as not to disappoint people who have paid $250 expecting to find a dirty beach. 

Edited February 14 by thesultanofsheight