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First Case of Virus on Island

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Hi all,

When - not if - we get our first case on the island, can some kind soul please let me know. I just want to give the sufferer concerned a big hug and a kiss, get infected myself and get it all over with. All the time I thought there was going to be a sharp peak, I was prepared to isolate myself and avoid all human contact for up to 8 weeks, but now they're moving to tactics that will spread the outbreak out over a year or more.... I can't face staying out of circulation that long - who the hell can? So please PM me. I may even offer a cash reward for a successful infection. Thanks.

 

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1 minute ago, GD4XXX said:

Hi all,

When - not if - we get our first case on the island, can some kind soul please let me know. I just want to give the sufferer concerned a big hug and a kiss, get infected myself and get it all over with. All the time I thought there was going to be a sharp peak, I was prepared to isolate myself and avoid all human contact for up to 8 weeks, but now they're moving to tactics that will spread the outbreak out over a year or more.... I can't face staying out of circulation that long - who the hell can? So please PM me. I may even offer a cash reward for a successful infection. Thanks.

 

Coronavirus parties. 

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Yet another viral thread. 

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4 minutes ago, GD4XXX said:

I may even offer a cash reward for a successful infection. Thanks.

 

Try Jane in Peel.

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5 minutes ago, Albert Tatlock said:

Try Jane in Peel.

Er, I'm talking about Coronavirus here, Bert.

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No need for another thread, especially not a clickbaity one.

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