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24 minutes ago, woolley said:

I don't see anything like this in the guidance. Not heard it publicised either. Is it in the legislation? (Assuming living and not loving!)

No, it is actually loving. You have to get Howard Quayle’s permission to shag your wife. It’ll make a change for him to hear “Howie, Fuck on?” from his more usual message, “Quayle, fuck off!”.

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1 minute ago, Uhtred said:

No, it is actually loving. You have to get Howard Quayle’s permission to shag your wife.

Maybe they'll put a tax on it. Graduated scale.

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Just now, woolley said:

Maybe they'll put a tax on it. Graduated scale.

If they tax by the minute, most blokes will probably be out of the tax net.

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1 hour ago, Uhtred said:

If they tax by the minute, most blokes will probably be out of the tax net.

I wonder if there will be a cap.

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Season 1 over then yes? 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Uhtred said:

If they tax by the minute, most blokes will probably be out of the tax net.

What about the single person's allowance?

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9 minutes ago, woolley said:

I see some are moaning now that only two hours notice has been given. Too slow before. Too quick now. Never happy.

To be fair there is quite a lot to moan about. A lot of confusion as to what it means, like how it seems you can still go to the pub, but not with your mates for example. Anyway, the point is this is exactly the kind of shit we must avoid here.

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1 minute ago, TheTeapot said:

To be fair there is quite a lot to moan about. A lot of confusion as to what it means, like how it seems you can still go to the pub, but not with your mates for example. Anyway, the point is this is exactly the kind of shit we must avoid here.

It's pretty low level for now, provided they get a grip on it quickly. No doubt that is why the urgency.

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I haven't even looked at the numbers, they're bollocks anyway. 

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18 minutes ago, Amadeus said:

Season 1 over then yes? 

 

 

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38 minutes ago, TheTeapot said:

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Indeed. Think we are all waiting for the 'Breaking: Government press conference to be held today at 1600.'

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12 hours ago, Cambon said:

Yes, you totally misunderstood. He said they are going to look at seven day testing and possibly make a decision at the end of August, depending on the uk and other infection rates. 

The seven day measure and test is optional. You can still simply isolate for 14 days. 

No, you cannot mix with your household. You never could while isolating. You can isolate at home with your family provided you stay in a room on your own preferably en-suite, food etc. Collected at the door. You can share a bathroom but it must be deep cleaned after each use. 

It’s funny you should say about not mixing with the household members as I’m pretty sure the other day, can’t recall whether it was Allinson or Ashford, saying you could be collected at the airport or sea terminal by a family member or a taxi but not use public transport, ie a bus.

Makes a bit of a mockery of the guidance if you’re coughing & spluttering all over the wife or husband on the way back home after a business trip to Barcelona (eg), then locking yourself away in a bedroom?

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7 hours ago, Gladys said:

What about the single person's allowance?

Superb Glad...

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