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Mad Uncle Ronnie · 51 mins ago · REPORT

I don’t like these fellas bending over in parks and the like. Doesn’t sound like the sort of thing a proper Manx fella would do! If them fellas want to be bending over picking up litter with their shirt tails flappin in the breeze I won’t be going to the Mooragh in future. It’s not the sight a proper Manx fella wants to see. If they want some paint though I know where there’s loads going cheap. It’s in me garage! Moochers paint from 1986 in all them there rainbow colours. Only a fiver a tin. That’s cheaper than young David Cretney sells them for. Special deal for all them woolly woofers!

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I saw a young lady in a mini skirt belt the other day. She had to lift a leg  slightly to stride over her dog's lead, and you could see what she'd had for breakfast.

She didn't need to bend down......

C'mon, people, it's far better to leave something to the imagination.

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18 minutes ago, monasqueen said:

I saw a young lady in a mini skirt belt the other day. She had to lift a leg  slightly to stride over her dog's lead, and you could see what she'd had for breakfast.

She didn't need to bend down......

C'mon, people, it's far better to leave something to the imagination.

You've certainly left something for our imaginations to work on...

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1 hour ago, monasqueen said:

I saw a young lady in a mini skirt belt the other day. She had to lift a leg  slightly to stride over her dog's lead, and you could see what she'd had for breakfast.

She didn't need to bend down......

 

 

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