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They have a fine breed of dairy cattle which is red and white or a splendid fawn in colour. They produce milk with a high betacarotene content which gives it a most attractive and tempting yellow-gold tinge. Delicious. It is also high in butterfat and protein content. Each cow produces around 6,000 litres of this scrumptious product every year. I'm salivating just thinking about it. And such cute faces! So what do we get? A manky, flea bitten, hideously deformed feline of questionable ancestry. So fucking unfair. Couldn't make this shit up. 

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Just now, ManxTaxPayer said:

They have a fine breed of dairy cattle which is red and white or a splendid fawn in colour. They produce milk with a high betacarotene content which gives it a most attractive and tempting yellow-gold tinge. Delicious. It is also high in butterfat and protein content. Each cow produces around 6,000 litres of this scrumptious product every year. I'm salivating just thinking about it. And such cute faces! So what do we get? A manky, flea bitten, hideously deformed feline of questionable ancestry. So fucking unfair. Couldn't make this shit up. 

You okay love?

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What about Jersey too eh? They get these lovely little potatoes that simply pop in your mouth when boiled in their skins. Delicious tiny balls of joy, weirdly sweet but earthy, so good they're called royal. And what do we get? Some smoked fish that isn't even manx. It's a disgrace.

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2 hours ago, TheTeapot said:

What about Jersey too eh? They get these lovely little potatoes that simply pop in your mouth when boiled in their skins. Delicious tiny balls of joy, weirdly sweet but earthy, so good they're called royal. And what do we get? Some smoked fish that isn't even manx. It's a disgrace.

Two faced gutless bastard's.

 

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