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I had to ring 111 last week after looking at something through the window there and thinking it was nice. Fortunately they told me that particular loss of taste wasn't a covid symptom.

Fair play to the 999 operator.  The temptation to say "What!  Both of them?" must have been overwhelming.

Oh go on then:  

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2 minutes ago, Albert Tatlock said:

Cops generally overreact here.

But I spose that's a good thing for the one time it is serious.

I think it’s always a full response because even if it’s a hoax they can can use it as training. I’ve heard that firemen can be a bit eager cutting the roof off cars in minor accidents for ‘precautionary measures’ for the same reason, that came from a paramedic who thinks he’s the superior service out of the 3 though so take it with a pinch of salt.

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13 minutes ago, Albert Tatlock said:

Cops generally overreact here.

But I spose that's a good thing for the one time it is serious.

Never make your own mind up about  the legitimacy of a caller. One of the golden rules.

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Somebody heard that the lockdown was being lifted and selfishly bought all the Speedos at Intersport

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6 minutes ago, manxman34 said:

I understand someone threatened to make a purchase in Flannels, but it was a false alarm.

I had to ring 111 last week after looking at something through the window there and thinking it was nice.

Fortunately they told me that particular loss of taste wasn't a covid symptom.

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My sources are saying someone threatened to drive a car down Strand Street and kill as many people as possible.

Expensive bollard salesmen will be sending out the brochures tonight I'm sure.

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15 minutes ago, slinkydevil said:

My sources are saying someone threatened to drive a car down Strand Street and kill as many people as possible.
 

This was the same information as was given to my friend by the lady who smokes in the back lane. Must be the truth.

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37 minutes ago, slinkydevil said:

My sources are saying someone threatened to drive a car down Strand Street and kill as many people as possible.

Expensive bollard salesmen will be sending out the brochures tonight I'm sure.

Saturday non lockdown will be busier

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