2bees 1,891 Posted April 1 Author Share Posted April 1 (edited) You're a rubbish chav, it's "I'll stroke you for ham baps, wing nut!" Edited April 1 by 2bees replaced whopper with wing nut 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
b4mbi 901 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 30 minutes ago, slinkydevil said: My sources are saying someone threatened to drive a car down Strand Street and kill as many people as possible. Expensive bollard salesmen will be sending out the brochures tonight I'm sure. In lockdown? With everything shut? Some bollards in Castletown that have been used maybe twice since installation? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Non-Believer 13,260 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 48 minutes ago, slinkydevil said: My sources are saying someone threatened to drive a car down Strand Street and kill as many people as possible. Expensive bollard salesmen will be sending out the brochures tonight I'm sure. It was probably a Promenade business owner initially threatening to drive down the Prom and mow down workmen until he twigged that he'd have no victims so he changed targets... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Roger Mexico 10,619 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 53 minutes ago, slinkydevil said: My sources are saying someone threatened to drive a car down Strand Street and kill as many people as possible. Fair play to the 999 operator. The temptation to say "What! Both of them?" must have been overwhelming. 1 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
2bees 1,891 Posted April 1 Author Share Posted April 1 I don't believe how un-seriously this event has been treated by the majority of repliers, this was in LOCAL NEWS, not GENERAL CHAT. Outraged but laughing none the less. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Helmut Fromage 1,284 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Imagine the stiffy Officer Schuuuuueeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy would have had this morning. 'Tango Bravo Tea Kettle Barbecue Super Shuey on his way OVER' 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Peter Layman 202 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 37 minutes ago, Mr Helmut Fromage said: Imagine the stiffy Officer Schuuuuueeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy would have had this morning. 'Tango Bravo Tea Kettle Barbecue Super Shuey on his way OVER' I take it he has arrested you on more than one occasion then. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Helmut Fromage 1,284 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 23 minutes ago, Peter Layman said: I take it he has arrested you on more than one occasion then. Not yet - I hide behind a 4mm plywood door - guaranteed safety 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
piebaps 3,778 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Open a tin of pedigree chum though and your ass is tazed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
piebaps 3,778 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 6 hours ago, 2bees said: I'll stroke piebaps Have I misheard? (Sorry bees, but I couldn't resist tinkering with your post) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Barlow 1,298 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 7 hours ago, slinkydevil said: My sources are saying someone threatened to drive a car down Strand Street and kill as many people as possible. Expensive bollard salesmen will be sending out the brochures tonight I'm sure. Oh go on then: 3 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whatnonsence 310 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 On 4/1/2021 at 3:04 PM, b4mbi said: In lockdown? With everything shut? Some bollards in Castletown that have been used maybe twice since installation? Don’t work at all now only cost £100,000 to install. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
piebaps 3,778 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Jesus, that's nearly enough for a chewing gum remover Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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