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You're a rubbish chav, it's "I'll stroke you for ham baps, wing nut!" 

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I had to ring 111 last week after looking at something through the window there and thinking it was nice. Fortunately they told me that particular loss of taste wasn't a covid symptom.

Fair play to the 999 operator.  The temptation to say "What!  Both of them?" must have been overwhelming.

Oh go on then:  

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30 minutes ago, slinkydevil said:

My sources are saying someone threatened to drive a car down Strand Street and kill as many people as possible.

Expensive bollard salesmen will be sending out the brochures tonight I'm sure.

In lockdown? With everything shut?

Some bollards in Castletown that have been used maybe twice since installation? 

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48 minutes ago, slinkydevil said:

My sources are saying someone threatened to drive a car down Strand Street and kill as many people as possible.

Expensive bollard salesmen will be sending out the brochures tonight I'm sure.

It was probably a Promenade business owner initially threatening to drive down the Prom and mow down workmen until he twigged that he'd have no victims so he changed targets...

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53 minutes ago, slinkydevil said:

My sources are saying someone threatened to drive a car down Strand Street and kill as many people as possible.

Fair play to the 999 operator.  The temptation to say "What!  Both of them?" must have been overwhelming.

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I don't believe how un-seriously this event has been treated by the majority of repliers, this was in LOCAL NEWS, not GENERAL CHAT. Outraged but laughing none the less. :)

 

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37 minutes ago, Mr Helmut Fromage said:

Imagine the stiffy Officer Schuuuuueeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy would have had this morning.

'Tango Bravo Tea Kettle Barbecue Super Shuey on his way OVER'

I take it he has arrested you on more than one occasion then.

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6 hours ago, 2bees said:

I'll stroke piebaps

Have I misheard?

(Sorry bees, but I couldn't resist tinkering with your post):D

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7 hours ago, slinkydevil said:

My sources are saying someone threatened to drive a car down Strand Street and kill as many people as possible.

Expensive bollard salesmen will be sending out the brochures tonight I'm sure.

Oh go on then:

 

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On 4/1/2021 at 3:04 PM, b4mbi said:

In lockdown? With everything shut?

Some bollards in Castletown that have been used maybe twice since installation? 

Don’t work at all now only cost £100,000 to install.

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