cheesypeas Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Phillips always harder than Marshall. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Central Scrutiniser Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 1 hour ago, ManxTaxPayer said: What if he doesn't? Are you going to spank his bottom? Please Sir, can I have another one? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Johnson Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 In the late 70s my mother once got a phone call from someone, off island she thought due to their accent, that asked her what the Birching process involved and what state of undress the person receiving it was in and asking all sorts of similar sh1t. My father heard the convo' and being the person he was he went to the garage and got a very large air fog horn type thing that you could buy at the time and fit on an air cannister to raise help when you were at sea in trouble. Taking the phone off my mother he waited until the guy on the other end had got himself very "worked up" should we say and then said in a very deep voice - DO YOU LIKE MEN BEING HIT YOU PERVERT - and blew the air horn down the phone. They never called back P.S. A air horn or loud whistle is a very good way to get rid of unwanted sales calls too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesypeas Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 My father had two stokes of the birch when he was seventeen. Administered in Church St police station by Johnny Brew, who went on to be traffic inspector. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Johnson Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 (edited) On 6/14/2021 at 11:45 AM, Zarley said: I had a maths teacher in the mid-70's who used to direct a good 90% of his time and attention to the minority of kids who enjoyed and were good at maths. The rest of us who needed a little bit of extra help to understand simply floundered. He'd hold weekly pop-quizzes (you never knew which day) and afterwards he would line those of us up who had more than one wrong answer out of ten, and administer one swat for each wrong answer. Swats were delivered via a thin cricket bat shaped piece of wood, with half-inch holes drilled into the business end. Hurt like hell and gave me a deep-seated aversion to maths. As a result, my maths ability has always been sub-par, until the last ten years or so after I realised from where my maths problem stemmed. I actively started to work at becoming better at it. I previously believed I was doomed to mathematical ineptness. It has unfortunately adversely affected my life in several ways over the years. Years later I heard that he was forced to "retire" after enough parents complained. Mine never did because I was too scared to tell them as in their eyes, a teacher was always in the right. Punishment at home involved a belt, with the buckle end employed for offences perceived to be particularly grievous. I didn't want to get a second punishment, that's for sure! On the other hand, during my school days I had the occasional well deserved whack on the posterior for acting like a jerk, but that maths teacher was the only one who used corporal punishment on students who simply required better teaching. I always find this very true when you think about these type of things. Not saying you are stupid BTW Edited March 19, 2022 by Boris Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopek Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 For Sale: School Girl outfit, inc 5 pairs laddered stockings, regulation knickers. Size 18. 80ono. tel 1-2-3-4-...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Have you grown out of it now then? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbnuts Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Boris Johnson said: In the late 70s my mother once got a phone call from someone, off island she thought due to their accent, that asked her what the Birching process involved and what state of undress the person receiving it was in and asking all sorts of similar sh1t. My father heard the convo' and being the person he was he went to the garage and got a very large air fog horn type thing that you could buy at the time and fit on an air cannister to raise help when you were at sea in trouble. Taking the phone off my mother he waited until the guy on the other end had got himself very "worked up" should we say and then said in a very deep voice - DO YOU LIKE MEN BEING HIT YOU PERVERT - and blew the air horn down the phone. They never called back P.S. A air horn or loud whistle is a very good way to get rid of unwanted sales calls too. It certainly is and I guarantee it works every time. I find that nice persuasive Indian gentlemen particularly hate a whistle blown as hard as possible down the phone. Funny you dont get any call backs though ! . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopek Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Fraid so. It's the pasties to console? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopek Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, Numbnuts said: I find that nice persuasive Indian gentlemen particularly hate a whistle blown as Quite but his staving Wife and Kids might not eat that night as he's only taking advantage of us as we did to him in the past! Wonder who taught them to do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finlo Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 49 minutes ago, Kopek said: For Sale: School Girl outfit, inc 5 pairs laddered stockings, regulation knickers. Size 18. 80ono. tel 1-2-3-4-...................... That's a big ass for a schoolie! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormly Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 13 hours ago, cheesypeas said: Phillips always harder than Marshall. That is all. Interesting comment - please elaborate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 18 minutes ago, wormly said: Interesting comment - please elaborate Don't do it, Cheesy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shake me up Judy Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 14 hours ago, quilp said: Have you grown out of it now then? I'll bet he couldn't wait to get them off after a twelve hour night shift in the taxi. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Especially with the chafing of them there regulation knickers 🙄 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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