Stu Peters Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 1 hour ago, The Voice of Reason said: I don’t think two genders constitute a smorgasbord? 🙂 OK maybe male, female and “don’t know” may make it three but I’m not convinced You may think that. I may think that. But I’m assured by many younger people that we’re gammons and bigots for thinking that. When the Calf is repurposed from birds to becoming a re-education gulag we’ll probably be in adjoining tents. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcousticallyChallenged Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 9 minutes ago, Stu Peters said: You may think that. I may think that. But I’m assured by many younger people that we’re gammons and bigots for thinking that. When the Calf is repurposed from birds to becoming a re-education gulag we’ll probably be in adjoining tents. Lots of people, many far older than you, by centuries, and even millennia, realised it wasn’t quite so clear cut. There was a Roman emperor who promised untold riches for a surgeon who could give them a vagina. Even the Mesopotamians had a deity who could change men into women and vice versa. But, what have the Romans, or Mesopotamians ever done for us? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 (edited) 8 hours ago, AcousticallyChallenged said: Lots of people, many far older than you, by centuries, and even millennia, realised it wasn’t quite so clear cut. There was a Roman emperor who promised untold riches for a surgeon who could give them a vagina. Even the Mesopotamians had a deity who could change men into women and vice versa. But, what have the Romans, or Mesopotamians ever done for us? Elagabalus? He also had his own religious cult, performed child sacrifices and was assassinated at the age of 18! He isn't someone I would choose to back up my my argument. Edited January 30 by Hoops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cissolt Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Disappointed at the lack of cats in the categories this year, if we believe the press our schools are full of people identifying as cats! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passing Time Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 19 minutes ago, cissolt said: Disappointed at the lack of cats in the categories this year, if we believe the press our schools are full of people identifying as cats! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcousticallyChallenged Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 46 minutes ago, Hoops said: Elagabalus? He also had his own religious cult, performed child sacrifices and was assassinated at the age of 18! He isn't someone I would choose to back up my my argument. Not bad going for 18. What do kids do these days? Some TikToks and hassling mum for designer trainers? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOR Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 On 1/27/2023 at 5:33 PM, John Wright said: I got dragged ( pun intended ) to the Guild by my sister to listen to my nephew compete in the recorder class. Years ago, still not recovered. You or him? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Wright Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 1 hour ago, AOR said: You or him? Both traumatised. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mollag Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Pole dancing? why not, let's include our Eastern European residents 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manx Bean Posted January 30 Author Share Posted January 30 Picture this: 13 year old Drag Queen from QE2 School who entered the class under the name of Ophelia Cox..steps out delivers her opening line at the judges in true cutting drag queen style “Will you lot cheer up. You all look like you’ve just shat your pants”.. At which point there are audible sharp intakes of breath from the audience whilst 3 members of the Port St Mary Mothers Union Wednesday Club pass out with shock. Meanwhile, someone has WhatsApp’d a photo to the Daily Mail news desk and within an hour Social Services have been called. That said, there’s no such thing as bad PR.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastard Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Must be weird being unable to sleep because someone, somewhere in the world is doing something that offends your pseudo-Victorian values. Obviously not the ones relating to temperance or morals in general, just a very particular subset relating to fairly innocuous things that you yourself wouldn't choose to do, but which must somehow be prevented because... reasons. If only there was an option, like not buying a ticket or not going. Of all the atrocities going on in the world, the one that occupies attention (even from an MHK) is a few men and women in drag getting up on stage and singing a song. After all, the theatrical world has to this day remained a bastion of heterosexuality and it obviously needs to be protected. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passing Time Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 7 minutes ago, The Bastard said: Must be weird being unable to sleep because someone, somewhere in the world is doing something that offends your pseudo-Victorian values. Obviously not the ones relating to temperance or morals in general, just a very particular subset relating to fairly innocuous things that you yourself wouldn't choose to do, but which must somehow be prevented because... reasons. If only there was an option, like not buying a ticket or not going. Of all the atrocities going on in the world, the one that occupies attention (even from an MHK) is a few men and women in drag getting up on stage and singing a song. After all, the theatrical world has to this day remained a bastion of heterosexuality and it obviously needs to be protected. From what I can see, it's not the fact that a few men and women may perform - it's the age that seems to be the issue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastard Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 1 minute ago, Passing Time said: From what I can see, it's not the fact that a few men and women may perform - it's the age that seems to be the issue Nah, there were more general objections to the whole class as if society was on the verge of collapse because bloke/woman wears dress/trousers to sing a jaunty song. Age isn't an issue, they're not having sex on stage, they're singing a song in a costume, just like those sick weirdos do at the Gaiety Theatre. Are you suggesting age restrictions to play Dick Whittington now ? Perhaps Pantomime dames have to stay under a maximum level of testosterone and are subject to random urine tests under threat of imprisonment ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offshoremanxman Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 13 minutes ago, The Bastard said: Nah, there were more general objections to the whole class as if society was on the verge of collapse because bloke/woman wears dress/trousers to sing a jaunty song. Which thread are you reading. Is it on another forum, or is it perhaps running as an internal monologue inside your own head? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastard Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 1 minute ago, offshoremanxman said: Which thread are you reading. Is it on another forum, or is it perhaps running as an internal monologue inside your own head? Even the monologue in my head after a cocktail of Temazepam and meths would be more entertaining than the dreary carnival of gloom that dribbles on to your keyboard when your tank of bile overflows. Read the first couple of pages. Just general moaning about wokery, strippers and men in dresses - no mention of specific issues with age. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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