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  • There'll be an all-island maximum speed limit of 70mph
  • Steve Rodan will be the next Chief Minister
  • The same old lot - bar a couple - will be voted back in November
  • Tony Blair will be ousted by Brown
  • There'll be outrage when a prominent prosecution is finally judged
  • Donald Gelling will be knighted
  • More people will afford houses as prices fall
  • Standard MT broadband will go up to 4 or 8 megs
  • Unemployment will double
  • At least one 'local' airline will go bust
  • There'll be another £2m wasted by IOMG on CYA 'inquiries'
  • Charles Flynn and Andrew Jessop will stand for election and fail

Any others...?

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Hatcher Pharmaceuticals case will rock the CSP industry

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Commercial Aircraft Registry will be unveiled

FCMR will still continue to moan regardless of the outcome

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  • There'll be an all-island maximum speed limit of 70mph
     
  • Steve Rodan will be the next Chief Minister
     
  • The same old lot - bar a couple - will be voted back in November
     
  • Tony Blair will be ousted by Brown
     
  • There'll be outrage when a prominent prosecution is finally judged
     
  • Donald Gelling will be knighted
     
  • More people will afford houses as prices fall
     
  • Standard MT broadband will go up to 4 or 8 megs
     
  • Unemployment will double
     
  • At least one 'local' airline will go bust
     
  • There'll be another £2m wasted by IOMG on CYA 'inquiries'
     
  • Charles Flynn and Andrew Jessop will stand for election and fail

Any others...?

 

 

What? Tony Brown getting Tony Blairs job, thats a bit of promotion for him!!!

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MHKs will put their own pay up

 

Yes 22.5%

 

Eddy Lowey gets hitched to Allan Bell and will be the first GAY marriage on the Isle of Man

Adrian Duggan gets Pam Crowe pregnant while having a snooze

And a successfull operation will take place to seperate Corkill and Earnshaw for the hips

Peter Karran will be the Next CM

Julie Corkill will be the first female Prisoner at the new Prison

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Rimmers to propose Local Government reform. 1 local authority, with all members appointed by DOLGE, and 27 consultative councils, able to erect a Christmas tree, and organise a local fair.

 

MEA to reduce unit charges, and introduce a £10k per year loyalty incentive charge.

 

All airlines operating to Ronaldsway cease operations, except for Alf's Burger Bar Airlines, ("we take you higher, especially your cholesterol level"), which announces new services between Ronaldsway and Stornaway, (Glasgow North).

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[*]Direct flights to European cities will be available from Mann

[*]The 2006 hurricane season will be more devastating than in 2005 (and the US may finally ackowledge global warming)

[*]England will rightly have their asses kicked by Sweden at the World Cup

[*]England fans will show again that their inferior morons by rioting during the Germany World Cup.

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MHKs will put their own pay up

 

Yes 22.5%

 

Eddy Lowey gets hitched to Allan Bell and will be the first GAY marriage on the Isle of Man

Adrian Duggan gets Pam Crowe pregnant while having a snooze

And a successfull operation will take place to seperate Corkill and Earnshaw for the hips

Peter Karran will be the Next CM

Julie Corkill will be the first female Prisoner at the new Prison

 

Nice one!

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