Mr. Sausages Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Hello! Plants are bastards, so let's take the piss out of them! Everytime Mr. Sausages thinks of a plant related joke he's going to stick it in this thread. You should too! Q: Who is in charge of the plants? A: President Gorse Bush! Q: What is a plant's favourite number? A: Tree! Q: What is a plant's least favourite number? A: Thirsty Tree! Q: Why did the man get ridiculed in the office? A: He was wearing a cacti! Q: Why are trees so sturdy? A: They have a lot of (b)root strength! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Skies Are Grey Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knoxville Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Hello! Plants are bastards, so let's take the piss out of them! Everytime Mr. Sausages thinks of a plant related joke he's going to stick it in this thread. You should too! Q: What is a plant's favourite number? A: Tree! Q: What is a plant's least favourite number? A: Thirsty Tree! Those aren't numbers........so the jokes on you then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahc Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 What's a plant's least favourite month? SepTEMBER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblybaby Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Bob: I just bought a new book on plant care. Bill: Why? Bob: 'Cause I want to be a good weeder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Those aren't numbers........so the jokes on you then! Shouldn't that be "so the yokes on you!" That's a little egg plant joke! Stav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 Q: What did the drug dealer say when the police found some cannabis growing in his attic? A: It's a plant! Q: What's got the whiskers, roots, and a mouth like a duck? A: A duck-billed planted puss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speckled Frost Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 I tried telling someone a plant joke the other day and it was met with just a shrub of the shoulders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 Q: Why did the tree cross the road? A: The gardener forgot to cut its branches! (and its roots crept under undetected) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 Q: Why is this plant crossing the road? A: Mr. Sausages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 Q: What do call the presenter of the plant kingdoms version of University Challenge? A: Bamboo Gascoigne! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblybaby Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Mr Sausages, you are a banger short of a chipolata! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Fish Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Gronda - Gronda - Gronda - Gronda Classsic one-liner from that wise cracking plant that controlled the vortex in BBC 1's 'Adventure Game. Why did the Triffid fart? Because the Tripod's were coming. Do i win the ice-cream cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblybaby Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 No cos that was shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minxie Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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