Guest Rox Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 There's a snail in my bathroom. I know he's there because every morning he leaves spirals of silver trails all over the dark blue carpet. Thing is.... I don't know how he got in there and where he lives. There's no window that opens and unless he's coming up 30 steps every night and going back down again before I get up, then he MUST be living in there somewhere. But where is he living? I've checked everywhere and can't find a snail house. And, even more worrying... what is he eating? And, finally, what will I call him when I find him? All answers welcome. Ta
Speckled Frost Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 What the hell is Paula Radcliffe doing in your bathroom?!
Kelly Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 bet its a slug not snail they sqeeze in the tiniest gaps
ans Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 I'm more inclined to believe it's the morning drool dripping from the corners of your mouth.
Guest Rox Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Yes. Well. I'd rather the morning drool than the all-day drivel that comes out of your chops. Son.
BigDave Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Put a saucer of beer (not lager) on the floor at night and check it periodically to see if it has been lured in. Them snails love a beer.
Observer Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Maybe it is a slug and it lives in the drain? Failing that - it must be a very small bloke. :-)
Observer Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Ps. ref: what you should call him should you happen to find him - I'd call him Dead. Heh!
Tee Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Put a saucer of beer (not lager) on the floor at night and check it periodically to see if it has been lured in. Them snails love a beer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What if its a teetotal snail/slug? what then do you use ?
Observer Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Put a saucer of beer (not lager) on the floor at night and check it periodically to see if it has been lured in. Them snails love a beer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmmm..... that'd catch the very small bloke at least :-)
Speckled Frost Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 It could be a very small woman with no legs or underwear
Observer Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Shhhhh!! You'll have the human rights posters in here! (Yeauch LOL) PS... Rox, you have legs yes and you don't sleep walk/crawl???
monkey_magic Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 I've checked everywhere and can't find a snail house. If you find the snail house I'll bet the snail isn't far away. Unless it's a slug. Anyway, call it 'Mike'. And be careful not to stand on Mike.
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