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There's A Snail In My Bathroom........


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  Obviously it's not as big as yours but I love it and thank you  :)

 

 

Yes. I think we both know whose back passage is the larger.

 

Even so - I think I still might have a job fitting in two settees and an armchair. :-)

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When you do find it. Starve it for a week, or so, in a empty bucket (with a few of its friends and relatives) .... then fry them slowly in garlic and butter with a few mushrooms. Serve on a bed of green salad, sprinkled with fresh chopped parsley. Eat it with some nice warm fresh bread.

 

Mmmmm. Assuming it isn't a slug.

 

EDIT: call it "lunch"

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I already found it. I trod on it last night. I felt something cold and slimy under my feet. I thought it might be Vader but no, it was only a slug.

 

He's gone now. I put him in the garden and he's made his way home I think.

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You either need to stop taking hallucinogens or one of your brother's legs must have called round to see you.

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