Minnie Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Two fingered typists???? Not in Jay's case. Notice how he sticks to simple things like lol'ing smileys..............you only need one finger to type them! Poor soul, keep trying
monkey_magic Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Bloody hell, we'll be waiting all night for the silly men to type a response! And they'll be full of typos too! Here's my response: ...............most men when a woman has given them the instructions!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *have*
Observer Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Here's my response: ...............most men when a woman has given them the instructions!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *have* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't get it?????
monkey_magic Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Didn't work then. It was funnier in my head.
Jay Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Bloody hell, we'll be waiting all night for the silly men to type a response! And they'll be full of typos too! Here's my response: ...............most men when a woman has given them the instructions!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *have* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmmmmm, you sure MM ?
Minnie Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Didn't work then. It was funnier in my head. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmmmmmmmmmmm, another simpleton trying to outsmart a woman! Oh dear me!!
girl89 Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 i really dont like it when someone asks you a question, and you give them an answer. then they go and ask you the same question again a couple of mins later, and you give them the exact same answer, then they do it all over again!
french Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Warm beer, salad that's been chilled too much, bumping my head when I get into my car, my jeans zip that won't stay up, shoes that make my toes hurt, dirty hair.
Cret Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 i really dont like it when someone asks you a question, and you give them an answer. then they go and ask you the same question again a couple of mins later, and you give them the exact same answer, then they do it all over again! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's like when women are driving/parking and they periodically ask "What's that crunch noise dear?", "That'll be you reversing into someone else's car dear". Followed by the same thing not long afterwards.... Ain't that right Minnie? My friend's girlfriend had to get a new engine in her car a while back. When I enquired as to what had happened she said that when she was on the motorway the oil light came on. After a while it was pissing her off so she shoved a glove in front of it so she wouldn't have to put up with it. A while after this the engine began making unpleasant noises. No problem for this inventive female motorist - she turned up the stereo so she could no longer hear it! Priceless. In the apt words of Harry Enfield: "Women!! Don't drive!"
Minnie Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Ain't that right Minnie? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wouldn't know, dear, I've never had an experience like that! (Where's a smug smiley when you need one?) Don't you just love it when blokes get all excited telling a tale about a "silly" woman driver, they think they're soooooo big and clever..........you just carry on thinking like that if it makes you feel good, us women know better though! PS Cret - I hope those seagulls sh*t right on your head, mate!
Tosspot Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Bloke rule of thumb #1: If it's got a pair of tits or four wheels then it's going to be trouble.....
Cret Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Don't you just love it when blokes get all excited telling a tale about a "silly" woman driver, Quote marks like you've done in your case would imply you think the person in question isn't silly. I'd say letting your engine completely self destruct because of an annoying red light & nasty grinding noise qualifies as silly. Wouldn't you? they think they're soooooo big and clever..........I am both of these.you just carry on thinking like that if it makes you feel good, us women know better though! Know better than what? To let your car detroy itself? Apparently not! Tell me a story of a man doing an equally "silly" motoring faux pas...... Oh, and if the seagulls do manage that I'll be tempted to launch an ounce of hot lead right back at them!
Cret Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Bloke rule of thumb #1: If it's got a pair of tits or four wheels then it's going to be trouble..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damn straight! You can add two wheels onto that as well though mate.
Mission Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Bloke rule of thumb #1: If it's got a pair of tits or four wheels then it's going to be trouble..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh my, you've opened yourself up to a world of sh1t there dude. Damn funny though.
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