RC-Drift.com Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 People with false teeth who suck them to get food out, you know the type, falsies sticking out of the mouth - yeuk Women who hate men Sour milk Blatant nose pickers Fat folk who whinge about being fat and don't want to go on yet another diet but eat 3 mars bars at tea break Smokers who think they've got a right to 'smoking breaks' Assholes who think that tailgaiting at the speed limit means you have to pull over to let them through People who hate kids People who hate cats I'll think of more soon...
Minnie Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Bloke rule of thumb #1: If it's got a pair of tits or four wheels then it's going to be trouble..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A pair of tits??? Four wheels????? Sounds like a couple of blokes out for a sunday afternoon drive!
monkey_magic Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 A pair of tits??? Four wheels????? Sounds like a couple of blokes out for a sunday afternoon drive! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you implying that tits aren't good? Cos that would be wrong, guy.
puddy Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 Things I don't like at the moment. 1. Up my ass drivers on the mountain in a big queue of traffic. 2. Not getting enough sleep. 3. Being the most unluckiest person, probably ever, when it comes to relationships. 4. Assholes. Binge drinkers who get aggressive, violent and noisy just because they can't handle their drink. 5. People who break promises. 6. People with no manners, they cost nowt. 7. Dog sh*t on my shoes. 8. Bird sh*t on my car. 9. Finding out the milk is sour when I'm halfway through making a cup of coffee. 10. Being all revved up with no place to go, except home, to bed.
RC-Drift.com Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 1) Pissheads who call in sick the next day 2) Pissheads who come to work stinking of alcohol 3) Headaches 4) Toothache 5) Backache 6) Banging my head on low doorframes 7) Running out of petrol 8) Snapped shoelace especially when you're in a hurry 9) Zips that get stuck or derailed or broken when you're in a hurry 10) When you dribble after putting yourself back after a pee 11) Waking up half an hour before the alarm because you're bursting for a pee 12) Running out of gas for the cooker 13) Lost car keys 14) Parents who swear at their kids 15) Kids who swear at their parents 16) Politicians 17) Lies your boss tells you about your upcoming raise 18) Rain on your holidays 19) Flight delays 20) Being last in the bus queue whan it's pouring down 21) Queing up for ages only to find you haven't enough money
Minnie Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 10) When you dribble after putting yourself back after a pee <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ewwwww........too much info!
MrsTrellisfromNorthWales Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 1. People who put salt on their chips BEFORE the vinegar. How stupid are they? The vinegar sticks the salt to the chips at the top and should ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS be put on first. Hence my campaign to get Walkers, Golden Wonder and KP to start using the terminology "vinegar and salt" rather than "salt and vinegar" to get people to think in the correct direction. 2. People who say infer when they mean imply. 3. Genocide.
monkey_magic Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 Low fat cakes. And especially the women who eat low fat cakes in the belief that they will mysteriously turn into a model. Ppl who use txt spk, and ppl who 'LOL'
Ripsaw Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 Low fat cakes. And especially the women who eat low fat cakes in the belief that they will mysteriously turn into a model. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LMAO N1 m8
Tee Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 1. Not being able to think of anything to put here 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Being the most unluckiest person, probably ever, when it comes to relationships. Think you'll find thats me lol
Minnie Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 Being the most unluckiest person, probably ever, when it comes to relationships. Think you'll find thats me lol <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A match made in heaven!?
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