hostmaster Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work." The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that." Two hours later Kung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."
The Old Git Posted August 25, 2004 Posted August 25, 2004 I think it was the Independent that recently printed the top 50 jokes from the Edinburgh Festival. Two that I liked were - Dodo's dead, Dodi's dead, Di's dead, Dando's dead. Dido's looking worried and If you're getting chased by a police dog don't run through a little tunnel, over a sea saw and through a ring of fire because they're specially trained for that.
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