Minnie Posted August 25, 2004 Posted August 25, 2004 Have you shrunk in height and gained in girth since school Minnie? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey, cheeky! Don't think I've shrunk. It wasn't nice being so tall sometimes at school, especially primary school for me. I remember (with not so fond memories!) talking about tall and small at primary school. I had to lie down on big sheets of paper sellotaped together while the class drew around me, they then coloured the picture in and it was stuck on the wall in the classroom. The same was done with the smallest person in the class. It was horrible, I was embarassed because I was the tall freak, I think it scarred me mentally for life!
Mission Posted August 25, 2004 Posted August 25, 2004 Awww Minnie Being tall is ace, you can look down on all the little people.
alter-ego Posted August 25, 2004 Posted August 25, 2004 I sympathise, I was once told off by the doctor because I wouldnt stand straight at primary school. Rest assured I never thought of you as a tall freak!
Minnie Posted August 25, 2004 Posted August 25, 2004 Awww Minnie Being tall is ace, you can look down on all the little people. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But us tallies always have to make sure we blow our noses 'cos littleys can look right up them! It's pretty cool being tall now but I used to hate silly comments like "Mind that plane doesn't knock your head off", "What's it like up in the clouds?" and my personal favourite (not!) "Did your mum put you in a gro-bag when you were little?" They're quite funny now when I think of them though
Mission Posted August 25, 2004 Posted August 25, 2004 Yeah, heard all them before many times. I still get "what's the weather like up there" and "is it snowing up there". The best one was a few weeks back in a pub in England when some p*sshead came up to me and said "f*ck me, you're f*cking massive dude, massive." HA HA HA, you have to love moments like that.
ans Posted August 25, 2004 Posted August 25, 2004 Someone gave me the 'What's the weather like up there' comment a couple of years ago in the British. I poured my pint over his head and told him it was raining. My other personal favourite when a bloke says 'You're tall' or similar is to ask them in a very loud voice if they're coming on to you. I might have to rename this thread to the tallies thread.
Minnie Posted August 25, 2004 Posted August 25, 2004 We should start our own "tallies" group. We could get together once a month and go round scaring the sh*t outta smallies and wise-crackers who make "really funny, never heard before" comments! Being tall had it's advantages at school too.........I was captain of basketball team, (Bit of blowing me own trumpet there. We deffo need a smug smiley in the collection) and people rarely picked a fight with me 'cos they were scared!
Minnie Posted August 25, 2004 Posted August 25, 2004 Bunch of lanky freaks. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're just jealous 'cos you can't join our elite tallies club!
monkey_magic Posted August 25, 2004 Posted August 25, 2004 You're just jealous 'cos you can't join our elite tallies club! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I didn't mean you, shortarse.
Mission Posted August 26, 2004 Posted August 26, 2004 Don't worry Stryder, I think as long as you're taller than M-M, you're in. What are you again M-M, 6' 3" wasn't it?
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