Cat And Owner Test

[Tee]

The Cat And Cat Owner's Test

 

 

 

Humans:

 

Your cat waits and miaows at the front door when you arrive. Is it saying:

a. Welcome home

b. The phone rang twice while you were out

c. Feed me, NOW

 

Your cat miaows at the door when you go out. Is it saying:

a. Please don't leave me here all alone

b. Goodbye

c. But what if I get hungry while you out?

 

Your cat digs its claws in your leg. Is this:

a. An unsupressed primal instinct

b. A sign of affection

c. A demand to be fed now

 

Your cat scratches at the door after being fed: Is it saying:

a. Lemme out - I need to use the garden

b. Wanna go out and play

c. Wonder what they've got to eat next door?

 

Cats:

 

Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean:

a. It's hungry

b. It's lost

c. You're hungry

 

Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this:

a. supper

b. something to keep you going till supper's ready

c. inedible junk to be scorned in favour of what the human's got.

 

Your human removes you from the top of the television. Does this mean:

a. You're in trouble - better not do it again

b. Nothing - humans do this from time to time

c. The human wants to play, so climb up again to amuse it.

 

Staircases are for:

a. Getting up to the human's bedroom at 4am

b. Lying in wait in the dark at the top of

c. Walking down just slower than the human in front of it.

d. all of the above

[purrrrrrrrrrry]

Awww Tee, there's not quite enough options for moi and my chattos...

[jim]

julie meows at the bathroom window if she wants in, and sometimes if I'm lucky she leaves me a pigme shrew on the door step (probably dead when she found it)

[ykstarr]

walter never meows but does come when you call him. its fantastic watching him run down the road! however, he is the grumpiest 8 month old cat i have ever encountered. he needs a friend.

[puddy]

My mother's cat has got the most pathetic meow. It sounds like meh-eh, meh-eh, meh-eh. She's getting on a bit now (she's 10) but she's always sounded like an old moggy.

 

And all the cats in the neighbourhood think that when we shout her name it means feeding time for them all.

 

She hardly eats a thing at home, she must be getting it from elsewhere. We know that she eats whatever animals she catches and sometimes she comes home suspiciously well fed and stinking of pipe smoke.

 

I think she's cheating on us.

[ykstarr]

ha ha purry - that's hilarious.

 

before we got walter we used to take 'pity' on a beautiful manx cat that would spend all his time at our house. we used to think he was this pitiful abandoned thing. now i really don't think so - he was just smart, pulling the pity face and getting fed all over the neighbourhood. i'm wondering if our walter is starting this.

 

better not the cheating b*stard.