canofworms Posted August 30, 2004 Posted August 30, 2004 I was talking to my mother who is a teacher working on the mainland. She was teaching sex ed to the last year in primary school (10-11 year olds). One little boy asked her "Please Miss, what's the posh word for W**king?" My poor mum didn't know what to say..... Love kids but couldn't eat a whole one!!!!
Minnie Posted August 30, 2004 Posted August 30, 2004 Not exactly a "foot in mouth" situation but on the lines of funny things children say, my youngest boy asked me for a drink of juice so trying to teach him to use manners I asked him what the magic word was............to which he replied (with such a serious little face) "Abracadabra, mummy?"
martyn Posted August 30, 2004 Posted August 30, 2004 tell your mum the answer is masterbating. xxxxxxx is making love reaming is buggery or sodomy blow job is aural sex and feltching is something mummy and daddy did before they had children.
Declan Posted August 30, 2004 Posted August 30, 2004 tell your mum.... blow job is aural sex <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But remember to shout!
Mr. Pedantic Posted August 30, 2004 Posted August 30, 2004 blow job is *aural* sex *oral* Tsk, I can see that I'm going to be kept busy on this forum!
Minnie Posted August 30, 2004 Posted August 30, 2004 blow job is *aural* sex *oral* Tsk, I can see that I'm going to be kept busy on this forum! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> tell your mum the answer is masterbating. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Tut tut, Mr Pedantic, you missed one! *masturbating
Mr. Pedantic Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 Like I said Minnie... Tsk, I can see that I'm going to be kept busy on this forum! B)
Minnie Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 Like I said Minnie... Tsk, I can see that I'm going to be kept busy on this forum! B) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ha ha I saw your mistake before you came back and edited it!!! Don't worry, your secret's safe with me!
Mr. Pedantic Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 Don't worry, your secret's safe with me! And the rest of the forum too! Just for the record, it's *Mr.* Pedantic not Mr Pedantic.
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