Miss Take Posted November 6, 2006 Posted November 6, 2006 The vat man has been here today A fortune we now have to pay I hope he really loves his job Cos otherwise he’s just a knob Once I was a little girl But that’s a different story Now I’m grown and all I want Is money, fame and glory My boobs are not quite big enough So I shall make them bigger And when they lay me down to sleep They’ll need a larger digger God is love they tell me truly But god is also full of wrath Confused, I turn to atheism And have myself a right old laugh i'm thinking of writing a book of them - I could be the new pam ayres?
Miss Take Posted December 7, 2006 Author Posted December 7, 2006 A Xmas one:- It’s Christmas time for thee and me Children’s faces lit with glee And when their presents they unwrap ‘I hate you dad, this toy is crap!’ The family watch the snow come down Gently it lays on the ground Reflects the houses brightly lit ‘Can we go home dad? This is shit’ Little Johnny plays downstairs Loving his new monster truck Mum and dad take time to rest Head upstairs to have a tuck in to some of the left over turkey in the form of sandwiches maybe or perhaps with chips. ho ho ho
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