Willy Fixit

[zephyr]

As I sit in the Doctors surgery

Pain etched across my face

I wish I’d been a bit more careful

Took things at a slower pace

 

The cause of my anxiety

That’s caused my trembling lip?

When I took a quick splash and dash

Too quickly I pulled up my zip

 

A scream like from a beast of Hades

Escaped from deep in me

I didn’t dare to pull the zip downwards

Taste the agony of liberty

 

So I stood, well actually hunched over

Crying and spaced out

Half of me in my trousers

And half of me without

 

I wish I’d been more careful

To make sure that the beast it was caged

Then I wouldn’t be in this predicament

My fears would’ve all been assuaged

 

Now I stand here half a man

Cos the zipper bit my dick

I’ve now got a half circumcision

Without the aid of anaesthetic

 

The Doctor tells me it will work again

I hope he’s not telling me lies

No more fancy fasteners for me

From now on I’m wearing button up flies

[sarahc]

Have you tried wearing underpants?

[Lonan3]

28 lines that could be reduced to 2.

 

I pulled my zip up much too quick

And caught it in my flaccid prick.

 

Poetry is meant to reduce - not expand!

[Last Ten]

28 lines that could be reduced to 2.

 

I pulled my zip up much too quick

And caught it in my flaccid prick.

 

Poetry is meant to reduce - not expand!

Brilliant Lonan3 B)

 

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