Albert Tatlock Posted January 8, 2007 Posted January 8, 2007 Who's up for a Limerick competition? Keep the subject to 'anything to do with Manx forums'. As many entries as you like - winner decided by poll vote after all entries into this thread by midnight Friday 19th January. An example Limerick (for anyone unsure): There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed of eating his shoe, He awoke with a fright, In the middle of the night, And found that his dream had come true!
Addie Posted January 8, 2007 Posted January 8, 2007 ManxForum’s the place where you post To attack or amuse or just boast It’s for young or for old The shy or the bold But don’t upset Mods or you’re toast
Cronky Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 There was a young lady from Bude Who went for a swim in a lake A young man in a punt Stuck an oar in her left armpit And said you can't swim here it's private
Declan Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 There was a tall fella called Mission Who had an overriding ambition "on this forum I'll post the most" Became his tremendous boast And he did it without sign of contrition.
Declan Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 This is the tale of Manxchatterbox who traded in tittle-tattle, and goss Skeet was never far from her lip But now she's gone on a trip And copycat peddles her bollox
Declan Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 Albert Tatlock wanted everything to be scientific Empirical, replicatible and specific He needed facts to make Vinnie K squirm And if his previously held opinion they did confirm That would be truly terrific
Declan Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 This is the sad story of Lonan 3 Who saw a gay immigrant junkie He got in such a strop That he pulled out his laptop And crashed his taxi into a tree.
Declan Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 Thugs and Pikeys watch your step! Don't pick on the weak, the lame or the family pet, Because there's a bad mutherfucker going around, And he's cleaning up this dirty town You'll regret the day that you met Cret!
Declan Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 The people of SID were joyous When they found a leader in Amadeus The time hadn't passed When they could drive really fast (but appropriate to the conditions of their conveyance)
Declan Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 There once was a bloke named P.K. Who most definitely was not gay Even the thought Brought a withering retort And it will until his dying day.
Declan Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 Declan writes limericks that are so-so When he posts people cry "Oh-No" Although his rhymes are not much cop He just can't stop And he sings them like Yoko Ono.
Declan Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 Let me hear you say, "R-O-G" He's building a better world for you and me! No junkies, faggots or welfare scum, It'll be great - you've gotta come! Subject to proof of genetic purity.
Cronky Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 When Declan composes a limerick He always assumes that shit will stick But there's trouble with that Cos we think he's a prat Or maybe a bit of a prick ! (Nothing personal but I couldn't resist it . . .)
turkish Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 On Manx Forums you find the "In" Crowd, From Keyboarder lol lol lol, And Albert and Ans, With their Army of Fans, And Gladys who does us all proud
Miss Take Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 On Manxforums we all mass debate Debating the state of the state But change our minds, ever? Well no, in fact, never. Why can we not all just be mates?
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