True Love

[Guest keltickat6969]

Of course I love ya darling

You're a bloody top notch bird

And when I say you're gorgeous

I mean every single word

 

So ya bum is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin there to grab

 

So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round there

 

No woman who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts

They just gave in to gravity

But I know ya did ya best

 

I'm tellin ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think its very sexy

That you've got dimples on ya thighs

 

I swear on me nanna's grave now

The moment that we met

I thought u was as good as

I Was ever gonna get

 

No matter wot u look like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the footy's on

And fetch another beer .

[the_kitty]

Excellent

[Theodolite]

Aye good!

 

Not original though. Often referred to as an Aussie love poem, Newfoundland love poem etc.

[Stavros]

Also not original but still make me smile:

 

We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and quiet whispering of leaves in the Weeping Willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene. We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her and have her now. Without a word being spoken, I moved myself to a position of dominance.

 

I could feel instantly that this was what she had been waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment.

 

Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself from ending it all too soon.

 

As sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind-blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer. Finally the moment we had been both waiting for was upon us, and we rolled together in the now damp grass.

 

As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly and whispered how good she had been, she tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear and whispered, Baaa, then re-joined the flock.

 

Stav.

[grant]

Stavros, that is just disgusting.