Confessions Of A Chatroom Freak

[Dave the Cardboard Box]

Here's a book guaranteed to make you lol*

 

Confessions of a Chatroom Freak - the genuine transcripts of Loopy Lisa, gloriously winding up perverted and Shallow Males, she being seemingly oblivious to their only goal.....as she describes the mayhem around her

 

Comedy genius - and of course as none of you internet dwellers are Shallow Males, you will really enjoy it and appreciate the irony and verbal gymnastics.

 

It's available on Amazon at about £6.00 - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Confessions-Chatro...o/dp/1905548516 but I got mine down at Ottakars/Waterstones in the street for £10.99 and it is one of their 3 for 2 offers, so just as cheap if you want to buy anything else.

 

Those who know Mr. Biffo is the Man's Daddy will be buying it automatically, but for the rest of you, well worth getting.

 

*Apparently it means "Laugh out Loud". See, you can never stop learning.

[Mr. Sausages]

Heh. This is the most pimped book of all time. And full of funnies.

 

http://www.mrbiffo.com/

 

http://biffovision.blogspot.com/

[Dave the Cardboard Box]

I read some more at lunchtime. VERY disturbing - confirms all my suspicions of the shallowness of men, how easily they can be lured/baited - and it really is genuinely funny.

 

 

And worth pimping - apparently he has no marketing budget so is relying on word of mouth. I've just got three more on order from Amazon, so that's my Christmas present problems solved.

 

And what does "asl?" mean?

[The Godfather of Manx House]

Age ? Sex ? Location ?

 

The usual intro for bad online perving. Alledgedly...

 

...GOMH*...

[jagman]

Good old Biffo. I really miss BoB.

[Dave the Cardboard Box]

Good old Biffo. I really miss BoB.

 

 

BBC broadcast a pilot of a show he devised and wrote at the end of March - not many will have seen it, but there are some segments on YouTube

 

Here is a taster - apologies to anyone with a metal chuff.....

 

[Dave the Cardboard Box]

I'm not on commission, honest, but I note that there are more copies of this down the street in Waterstones - I would again highly recommend it.

 

Mr. Biffo is struggling to make ends meet since the Controller of BBC 1 got the sack for malnaming* a cat.

 

Confessions is the ideal Christmas present for all your friends tempted into so called 'talk' rooms but who wouldn't dream of being a lurer or luree*.

 

*That's two new words coined this day.

 

This new century gets better and better.....