Guest keltickat6969 Posted May 15, 2007 Posted May 15, 2007 WOMAN'S POEM > > > Before I lay me down to sleep, > I pray for a man, who's not a creep, > One who's handsome, smart and strong. > One who loves to listen long, > One who thinks before he speaks, > One who'll call, not wait for weeks. > I pray he's gainfully employed, > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. > Pulls out my chair and opens my door, > Massages my back and begs to do more. > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, > Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" > I pray that this man will love me to no end, > And always be my very best friend. > MAN'S POEM > > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs > who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This > doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t
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