Boozer And Be Damned

[zephyr]

Billy was a quiet boy

Until he found the liquor

He cursed the whores and broke down doors

Punched the lights out of the vicar

 

So give me Gin and give me Rum

I’ll tell this tale to you sir

If you want more, I’ll tell you more

Let’s feck off down the boozer

 

Billy passed away that night

He was raptured up to heaven

He got mad cos the beer was bad

So he came back to the boozer

 

So give me Gin and give me Rum

I’ll tell this tale to you sir

If you want more, I’ll tell you more

Let’s feck off down the boozer

 

He raised a glass and many more

To girls who’re feeling frisky

He lifted skirts of sexy birds

And toasted them with whiskey

 

So give me Gin and give me Rum

I’ll tell this tale to you sir

If you want more, I’ll tell you more

Let’s feck off down the boozer

 

Now Billy was a horny sod

He had the barman’s daughter

The Guinness didn’t quench his thirst

So he drank a pint of Porter

 

So give me Gin and give me Rum

I’ll tell this tale to you sir

If you want more, I’ll tell you more

Let’s feck off down the boozer

 

Now Billy he has passed away

They lowered him in the ground

But Billy jumped back to his feet

‘Let’s have another round’

 

So give me Gin and give me Rum

I’ll tell this tale to you sir

If you want more, I’ll tell you more

Let’s feck off down the boozer